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?eeling nice abt it, realizing that you have

?eeling nice abt it, realizing that you have grown a day older but still feeling young at heart, meeting busy schedules but still finding time for old fr
 

? Some say Hi, Some say Bye, Others can forget

? Some say Hi, Some say Bye, Others can forget u, But how can I ?
 

? _./) ./!, ? ? _.//)  ./ > ? ?_, _.//  ./

? _./) ./!, ? ? _.//)  ./ > ? ?_, _.//  ./ !  ? ?  __.// )   ./'/"  ?  _._?    ./
 

Young man asks a kind priest:Father is it a sin

Young man asks a kind priest:Father is it a sin 2 sleep wid a girl. Father:No my child,but d problem is u guys never "SLEEP".
 

You stole My Memories - i Excused U! You

You stole My Memories - i Excused U!
You stole My Laugh - i Excused U! You stole My Heart - i Excused U! But This is Too much
Return My Dog's plate!...
 

You know the three light saving the earth from

You know the three light saving the earth from darkness 1 - sunlight 2 - moonlight 3 - u the great, " tubelight "
 

You have to tell me your ingredients bcoz i

You have to tell me your ingredients bcoz i mixed 100 kg of sugar with 80kg of chocolate and i still cant make a person as sweet as U.
 

You are special FLOWER in,,,,,',? My GARDEN

You are special FLOWER in,,,,,',? My GARDEN .Whenever you m' require me just close your eyes n relaaax.
 

Y a man carryz his wife's photo in d wallet?

Y a man carryz his wife's photo in d wallet? COZ whnever he faces trouble,sees d photo thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!.
 

W?rds begin with.. A B C nUmbers begin with.. 1

w?rds begin with.. A B C nUmbers begin with.. 1 2 3 mUsic begins with.. s re gbUt frendship begins with.. HUM TUM !
 

Worried mother gives her daughter a pack of

Worried mother gives her daughter a pack of condoms b4 a hot date. Girl laughs and hugs her mother. Times hv changed, Mum. .......... I'm dating Anita.
 

Workers discuss football! Managers discuss

Workers discuss football! Managers discuss tennis! Top bosses discuss snooker,CEOs discuss golf!
Moral of the Story: Higher you go smaller your balls become!
 

Women's Tennis is more complicated 'coz

Women's Tennis is more complicated 'coz with every shot, 3 balls bounce...n U re in a dilemma which one of dem to admire at..
 

Women's english NO=yes MAY BE=no WE NEED=i

Women's english NO=yes MAY BE=no WE NEED=i want! WE NEED 2TALK=i want 2complain! AM I FAT?=tell me am i beautiful? DO U LUV ME?=i'm goin 2ask 4 somthin xpensiv!
 

Women r like computers.. as soon as u commit to

Women r like computers.. as soon as u commit to one u realize that,if u had waited a little longer u could have had a better model.
 

Wish Y?U ,.**., ? ( '_' ) C??l (,l:l,)

Wish Y?U ,.**., ? ( '_' ) C??l (,l:l,) M?rning, ? w?rmN??N D?Y, & ? G?LD?N
S?N S?T. B? happy, its ? b???t?f?l d?y & its me wishng u take care
 

WIFE:What will U Give Me if I successfully climb

WIFE:What will U Give Me if I successfully climb and reach the top of The great MOUNT EVEREST.....? ................ HUSBAND: "Dhakkaa"
 

Wife to maid: I Think my husband 's having

Wife to maid: I Think my husband 's having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you 're only saying it to make me jealous.
 

Wife to 2nd husband:see that's my 1st hubby

Wife to 2nd husband:see that's my 1st hubby at the bar, he has been drinking since I left him 7 years ago! Husband: nonsense, no one can celebrate that long!
 

Why Indian husbands r called silver and American

Why Indian husbands r called silver and American as gold.b'coz Indian wives call their husbands as Ag and Americans as Au.
 

Why does a man marry?Becoz romance is not the

Why does a man marry?Becoz romance is not the only element of life. You should also face horror, terror & tragedy.
 

Who has seen most boobs in the world?

Who has seen most boobs in the world? Ans:Gandhiji, because most of indian currency have his photo on it & in india the safest locker is womens blouse.
 
 
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