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Send thismessage to50,000people..DONOTIGNORE!THISIS NOTA JOKE!ITS GODS GRACE!After a month,you willreceivesomething BIG.......Ur BILL!
 

Save this message & read it whenever you fail in

Save this message & read it whenever you fail in life, "Apne haatho ki lakeero ko kya dekhte ho, Naseeb to unke bhi hote hai jinke haath nahin hote."
 

S SW SWE SWEE SWEETSWEET D SWEET

S SW SWE SWEE
SWEETSWEET D SWEET DR SWEET DRE SWEET DREA SWEET DREAM
SWEET DREAMS ((((Good night))))
 

REPLY IS MUST- If u were born again .. WAT

REPLY IS MUST- If u were born again .. WAT RELATION wud u like 2 hav b/w u & me? SERIOUSLY ANSWER. & NO JOKES PLZ!M WAITING. ANSWER BACK!
 

Relationships r like violins, the music may stop

Relationships r like violins, the music may stop now & then,but the strings remain attached forever. whether in touch or not.U r always remembered.
 

Relationship is like a violin.... Music may stop

Relationship is like a violin.... Music may stop now n then but strings r attachd forever...so if u be in touch or not u r always remembered
 

Q:Wat is the similarity between a dinosaur & an

Q:Wat is the similarity between a dinosaur & an intelligent girl? A:dono ab is duniya mein nahi hain!!
 

Q:There is always a sign board 'DRIVE

Q:There is always a sign board 'DRIVE SLOWLY' near school,but never near girls' college..Why? Ans: BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW!!
 

Q:- Ek ___ ladka ___ par baith kar ___ geet ga

Q:- Ek ___ ladka ___ par baith kar ___ geet ga raha tha. (NOTE: in teeno blanks mein ek hi word aana chahiye). Reply me fast.
 

Q: Y did Preeto keep d door open while takin a

Q: Y did Preeto keep d door open while takin a bath? A: Bcoz she was afraid dat sum1 might c through d key hole.
 

Pyar karo kisi ek ko,par kisi nek ko.Jab tak

Pyar karo kisi ek ko,par kisi nek ko.Jab tak aapko milna jaye sachcha "Pyaar" try karte raho har ek ko!Hi Sweetheart! Kithe ho? urs, "l?ttl?b?by"
 

Press Down if u think ur MAD. I Can"t

Press Down if u think ur MAD.
I Can"t Believe u Did That! & Again? For God Sake! LORD!!. Why u Still Doing it?
truths out now! MENTAL CASE !!!
 

Prayer is not a Spare wheel that you pull out

Prayer is not a Spare wheel that you pull out when you are in trouble! prayer is a Steering wheel that Directs the right path throughout your LIFE.
 

Plz remind me 2 remind u abt 2 send u dis

Plz remind me 2 remind u abt 2 send u dis reminder oh dat reminds me can u remind me wot d reminder was i've forgot!
 

Ov ol e Y u ov o l e Y u ov o l e Y uWahe

ov ol e Y u ov o l e Y u ov o l e Y uWahe Guru!!Kadi rab da naa vi liya karo..
 

Our relationship is like playing on a

Our relationship is like playing on a see-saw,not only because its always fun with u... But also because i wont mind going down to see u rise.... :)
 

OUCH! Its 2 tight Don;t worry luv we'll try

OUCH! Its 2 tight Don;t worry luv we'll try 2 do it slowly. Push it in.... ah...!It's painful... Ok! Lets get another wedding ring!
 

OnLy OnLyOnLy

OnLy OnLyOnLy OnLyOnLyOnLyOnLyOnLyOnLyOnLyOnLyOnLyOnLyOnLyOnLyTHIS msg is ONLY to disturb YOU!
 

One thing i like about u... ki tum har kaam DIL

One thing i like about u... ki tum har kaam DIL laga ke karte ho.You know why...??? Kyunki dimag ka option toh tumhare paas nahi hai naa... hahaha! :D
 

One + One is Two My dosti is True 2 + 2 is

One + One is Two My dosti is True
2 + 2 is Four my dosti is mOre 3 + 3 is Six My dosti is Fix 4 + 4 is Eight My dosti is GREAT! Isn't it!
 

O _________ __'_?/,__ ____ ____ ? i threw a

o _________ __'_?/,__ ____ ____ ? i threw a Coin in the
WishingWell and wished that U'LL get Best in life.
 

Nude Grl Wid Boy frnd,Opend Her Legs,Inviting

Nude Grl Wid Boy frnd,Opend Her Legs,Inviting Him 2Fuckn Askd,Humare Baby Ka Naam Kya Hoga?He Wears D condom & Says-Iske baad bhi Ho gaya to JAADU rakhenge.
 
 
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