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No sweet thoughts to forward no cute graphics to

no sweet thoughts to forward no cute graphics to send just a
CARING HEART saying.. THEEK HO NA AAP ..
 

No rythm No reason..no occasion no season..just

No rythm No reason..no occasion no season..just felt like saying hi...being thinking of u ever since we said bye..
 

No quality+ no style= LALOO no quality but

No quality+ no style= LALOO no quality but style=SONIA Quality but no style=VAJPAI Quality+style=guess? u r right go down to see name&no.
 

Nice People are Like The wind: You'll never

Nice People are Like The wind: You'll never knw wat's inside their Heart,but you will aLways feel their presence, Hey, U'r One of Them!
 

NICE PEOPLE are like the wind, you'll never

NICE PEOPLE are like the wind, you'll never know what's inside their hearts, but you will ALWAYS feel their presence, Hey u r one of them!!!
 

Never take 4 granted the person close 2 ur HEART

Never take 4 granted the person close 2 ur HEART coz u might wake up one day n realise dat uve lost d diamond as u were collecting stones!
 

Never stop ur $mile whenever u r $?d B,c?z u

Never stop ur $mile whenever u r $?d B,c?z u never know wh? i$ f?ing in ??ve with ur $mi?e, 4 the w?rld ? m?y b? ? p?rs?n but 4 ? per$?n ? m?? b the w?r?d.
 

Never play with a woman's heart, she has

Never play with a woman's heart, she has only one heart.. . . . . . . It's ok to play with her breast, she has two!!
 

Nach basanti @ JL @ JL @ JL @

Nach basanti @ <@> JL @ <@> JL @ <@>
JL @ <@> JL @ <@> JL @ <@> JL She will not dance. Coz basanti kutto ke samne nahin nachti.
 

My dear child, finaly v have got independence 4

My dear child, finaly v have got independence 4 our nation 2day. Sender:
Mahatma Gandhi +919998842000 Sent: 15-Aug-1947 00:01:39 sorry 4 d delay -BSNL
 

Msg: Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart *

Msg: Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart
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WRONG CODE! U hav touchd my feet. Anyway JEETE RAHO......
 

MORN'G TIME CAN'T EAT THINK'G OF

MORN'G TIME CAN'T EAT THINK'G OF ?,LUNCH TIME CANT EAT THINK'G OF ?,DINNER TIME CANT EAT THINK'G OF ?,BED TIME CANT SLEEP BCOZ I M SO HUNGRY!
 

Monsoon Rain or Summer Heat... Your Frenship s

Monsoon Rain or Summer Heat... Your Frenship s the Reason why i Breathe... Tell me Dear what is Sweet..?? Is that You or Your Heart that Beats..
 

Mom advise girl if boy puts hand in

Mom advise girl if boy puts hand in BRA,say'DONT' if he puts hand in ur PANTY say 'STOP'Nextday girltold mom he touched both&i said dontstop.
 

Messages are not for time pass. They silently

Messages are not for time pass. They silently say that I'm thinking of you right now and also Making you to think of M?
for a moment .. Good day...take care!!!
 

Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..Wonderful < I > Item

Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..Wonderful < I > Item < F> For < E> Entertnmnt
Handsome Useful Smart But At Night's Darkness.
 

Me and rinchi playing a game. Now me working on

Me and rinchi playing a game. Now me working on programming more bugs... What abt u?
 

Man was lyng nude on d beach. A girl strts

Man was lyng nude on d beach. A girl strts playng tabla on his butt. Man:Wat r u doing? "Playng tabla." Man trns ovr & sez:Can u play flute?
 

Make a gal pregnent,break off,den realize ur

Make a gal pregnent,break off,den realize ur mistake and dan marry her.U just saved ur 100 bucks by knowing d story of salaam namaste.
 

Main bewkoof Main bewkoof Mainbewkoof Main

Main bewkoof Main bewkoof Mainbewkoof Main
bewkoof Main bewkoof DHIRE BOL.... Yahan tak aawaaz aa rahi hai...
 

Mahabharat mein sabse bewakuf kaun tha ? Guess..

Mahabharat mein sabse bewakuf kaun tha ? Guess.. Guess.. DUSSHASAN ! Kaise ? Sala 2 episode tak sari khinchta raha.Sari upar bhi to kar sakta tha
 

Lost in an animal farm I saw many animals(>. .

Lost in an animal farm I saw many animals(>. .<) "v"Mouse ("v")(( ))Bird()(. .)()( ( - ) )Monkey (>.".<)( (..) )haila! U too??Soo sweet
 
 
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