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Lost in an animal farm I saw many animals (>.

Lost in an animal farm I saw many animals (>. .<) "v" Mouse ("v") (( )) Bird ()(. .)() ( ( - ) ) Monkey (>.".<) ( (..) ) haila! U oo??Soo sweet
 

Life is like a box of toffees called frnds,u hav

Life is like a box of toffees called frnds,u hav diff flavours,which one wil u get,u nvr knw...BUT WHEN I GOT U...I WAS SURE DAT I GOT "CENTRE SHOCK"!
 

Life is like a box of toffees called frnds, u

Life is like a box of toffees called frnds, u hav different flavours, which 1 wil u get,u nevr kno... But when i got u... i was sure dat i got "CENTRE SHOCK" !
 

Life is Dificult, Full of Trials,Sorrow,Pain,

Life is Dificult, Full of Trials,Sorrow,Pain,
but if U fall down, just stand up Straight, B Confident & say. KISNE DHAKKA MARA
 

Life is difficult, full of trials, sorrow, pain,

Life is difficult, full of trials, sorrow, pain, but if you fall down, just stand up straight, be confident & say... "KAUN SALA DHHAKKA DIYA?"
 

Let medraw

Let medraw urface!DontMOVE!NearlyfinishedOKDone!Wanna look? ,****, ( @..@ ) "(--)" Hi Main Mar Java , kinne sone ho tussy.
 

Let me draw ur face! Dont MOVE! Nearly

Let me draw ur
face! Dont MOVE! Nearly finished OK Done! Wanna look? ,****, ( @..@ ) "(--)" Hi Main Mar Java , kinne sone ho tussy.
 

Laughter is the jam on the toast of life.It adds

Laughter is the jam on the toast of life.It adds flavor,keeps it from being too dry & makes it easier to swallow.May ur life be full of laughters. Keep laughing
 

Lady: Hello!Police station? A man has broken in

Lady: Hello!Police station? A man has broken in to my house & he is raping me right nnooww...Caaan yoooouu ahahahaahrresstt him
toommmorrow!
 

Lady : helo ! police station ? a man has broken

lady : helo ! police station ? a man has broken into my house n he is raping me righte nnnoww . caan yooouu ahahaahreestt hiimmm ... toommmorroww moornning!
 

Joke : When a wife was asked - What book do you

Joke : When a wife was asked - What book do you like the best? She answers - My husband's cheque book.
 

JOB VACANCY! Want to be a branch manager?

JOB VACANCY! Want to be
a branch manager? Wear a nice dress, shoes, & be tip top, climb a tree & sit on a branch.
Now u r a branch manager! Enjoy ur Life.
 

Its SCORE ME DAY.. Score me out of 100 in each

Its SCORE ME DAY.. Score me out of 100 in each of folwing qualities. 1.looks.
2.attitude. 3.personality. 4.nature. 5.character. 6.decency. 7.as frnd.Rply s mst
 

Its not da "Presence of Someone" that brings

Its not da "Presence of Someone" that brings "Meaning" to ur life but its da way that "Someone" touches ur heart which gives ur life a beautiful "Meaning'.
 

Its not an achievement 2 make 100 frns in an

Its not an achievement 2 make 100 frns in an Year bt an achievment is 2 make a frn 4r 100yrs, ? ? know ?'ve made 1,dats...? h???y!
 

Its hard to let go of someone who has touched

Its hard to let go of someone who has touched your life.. but it hurts more to let go of someone who was never yours-yet changed your life..
 

It's Monsoon! the birds are doing it, the

It's Monsoon! the birds are doing it, the bees are doing it, the butterflies are doing it Should We also do it? ... Forget it, Humans can't fly!
 

It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her

It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find it"s way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
 

It starts wid F...?ends wid ...K?it has 4letter

It starts wid F...?ends wid ...K?it has 4letter n wen not available a man uses his hand! GOD! its a FORK.....but i like da way u think.
 

Inscription on a condom cover:"If in anyway u

Inscription on a condom cover:"If in anyway u find this condom not satisfactory, then....HAPPY FATHER'S DAY."
 

In india,being a woman is better than being a

In india,being a woman is better than being a man.if dis is a topic of debate,u wud support d motion or go against it?
 

In a bar 1 guy said 2 another "i slept with ur

In a bar 1 guy said 2 another "i slept with ur Mother last night" D whole bar was now waiting 4 d other guy's response He laughed & said "Go home Dad,u r drunk"
 
 
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