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Imagine that u r in a closed room&there r no

Imagine that u r in a closed room&there r no doors or windows...How can u escape fm there? answer is very simple... stop imagining!!
 

If, 1=5 2=25 3=125

if,
1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ?? before scrollin think.
Answer is 1.
Remember the First Line..
1=5..?
Moral - Don't Complicate Simple Problems in Life!
 

If u wnt succes in life b swt as honey, b

If u wnt succes in life b swt as honey, b regular as clock, b fresh as rose, b soft as tissue,b sure as death,n b smart as y r u prsng down ofcourse as ME
 

If u save this msg it means i m cute.if u edit

If u save this msg it means i m cute.if u edit this i m still cute.if u forward this u r spreading that i m cute n if u erase this u r jelous of me coz i m cute
 

If u need to share ur feelings and there r 101

If u need to share ur feelings and there r 101 steps between us,just take the first step towards me and i promise 2 take the rest 100 for u..
 

IF U FORGET ME THEN 1 2 3

IF U FORGET ME THEN
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I'll break all 32 teeth.
 

If u feel a little dizzy,a lot bored,a litle

If u feel a little dizzy,a lot bored,a litle sick,all lost,a litle sad... I think i know whats wrong.You r Sufering frm a lack of Vitamin ME
 

If u evr find a frnd betr or sweetr dan me,go

If u evr find a frnd betr or sweetr dan me,go ahead,I wont stop u.Bt wen dat frnd leaves u,look behind&i'l b dere 4u,redy2kick ur ass&say"bettr dan me?huh!?":-)
 

If u care n luv someone, dont lose a grip on

If u care n luv someone, dont lose a grip on that person. You'ill never know, the one you let go might be the one you have waited all your l
 

If u can't b with d1 u luv den luv d1 u r

If u can't b with d1 u luv den luv d1 u r with.Thot for the day....... How's it?
 

If tommarow is sunday and after yesterday is

If tommarow is sunday and after yesterday is today. What is tommarow after yesterday? Msg me a answer! Let me see ur IQ!
 

IF I WERE 2 BE ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD?

IF I WERE 2 BE ANYTHING IN
THIS WORLD? I'd be urTEARS! So,i can be concievedin ur HEART, born in ur EYES, live on ur CHEEKS, & die on ur LIPS
 

If i was1 ?f ur tear i w?d b b?rn in ur

If i was1 ?f ur tear i w?d b b?rn in ur eyes,live on ur cheeks n die on ur lips. But if U were 1 ?f my tear i w?d never ever cry 4 d fe?r ?f l?osing U...
 

If i cud give u a gift... I wud give u the

If i cud give u a gift... I wud give u the ability 2 see yrself the way i see u so that u wud know wat a wonderful person u r!!.
 

If frnds came atachd wid labels, urs wld say

If frnds came atachd wid labels, urs wld say 100% PURE. (25% luvin, 25% carin, 25% smart, 25% loyal) Size:Hugable, Color:Cheerful, Cost:Priceless...
 

If computer windows were in PUNJABI,then use -

If computer windows were in PUNJABI,then use - Send=sutto, Insert=wich pao, Download=thale lao , Delete=mitti pao, Alt+ctl+del= syapaa hi mukao.
 

If at times d World seems UNFAIR to you, dnt be

If at times d World seems UNFAIR to you, dnt be DISCOURAGED coz all STORMS come & go but if u stil feel ALONE just rmember im always.. R ? ? ? ! D N
 

If 2 Hearts r meant 2b Frnds, no mattr how long

If 2 Hearts r meant 2b Frnds, no mattr how long it taks,how far dey go,
how tuf it seems,Fate wil bring dem 2gedr 2 share an endles FRNSHIP
 

I've nothng much 2 give u in this lonely

i've nothng much 2 give u in this lonely world, its only my... .*.=.*.=.*.=.*.=.*. L I F E T I M E
F R I E N D S H I P .*.=.*.=.*.=.*.=.*. chalega na???
 

I've got a HABIT of thinking bout U,HABIT

I've got a HABIT of thinking bout U,HABIT never goes coz if u remove H, A BIT remains,if u remove A, BIT remains & if u remove B, kya karu IT still remains !!!
 

I wish moon always be full & bright. And you

I wish moon always be full & bright. And you always be cool & right. Whenever you go to switch off the light.
Remember that i'm wishing you Good night.....
 

I wish god made me sms so dat I could reach u in

I wish god made me sms so dat I could reach u in 5sec in 60P. o?ly,? could reach m? @ ? co?ld c ? Sm?l??g vich is worth a milli??!urs,???
 
 
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