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I wil walk with u in every step of life,but just

I wil walk with u in every step of life,but just promise me u'l hide ur wings evrytime v walk together,coz i dont want the world 2 knw tht my frnd is an angel.
 

I wanted to kill the sweetest, sexiest, smartest

I wanted to kill the sweetest, sexiest, smartest & the most beautiful person on earth but then I thought........SUICIDE is a crime.
 

I mixed RUM in water & got drunk. I mixed VODKA

I mixed RUM in water & got drunk. I mixed VODKA in water & got drunk. I mxd WHISKY in water & got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again.
 

I may not b clock dt may SMS u 24 hrs a day but

I may not b clock dt may SMS u 24 hrs a day but my HEART'll b l?k? a clock dt'll not stop caring n praying 4 sum1 as special as ?! Happy V.D?y! urs,N?t?l?
 

I may not b a clock that may sms u 24hrs a

I may not b a clock that may sms u 24hrs a day.but my heart will b like a clock that will not stop caring and saying u r always remembered..
 

I MAY B GONE.. 4 a min 4 an hr 4 a day4 a mth bt

I MAY B GONE.. 4 a min 4 an hr 4 a day4 a mth bt i"l alwys B HERE 4 U, i may nt b able 2 alwys say gd mornin gd evnin gd nyt bt i"l nvr say GUDBYE..2 u!!
 

I m in hospital now. after 10 mins, I

I m in hospital now.
after 10 mins, I will be shifted to the operation theatre, the doctor told, I will die if I dont regularly receive YOUR SMS!
 

I know u r misin me I m some where inside

I know u r
misin me I m some where inside dhundo- dhundo mujhe don't beliv tat u r searchin me in yr phon i m insid yr heart.
 

I just messaged to say "Hello". Don't scroll

I just messaged to say "Hello". Don't scroll further down ! ZIDDI ho manoge thodi!
 

I have special sleeping arangments 4u,A bed of

I have special sleeping arangments 4u,A bed of TRUST,A pilow of CARE,bedsheet of UNDRSTANDING,blanket of PEACE and dream of HAPPINESS.
 

I have given name 'INOVATION ' to My

I have given name 'INOVATION ' to My beautiful ship,which will sail beyond imagination..
 

I hav a litl angel flying around with a

I hav a litl angel flying around with a hammer,each person he hits gets a littl bit of my lov n frndship i hope he doesnt hit u but rather beat u nicely.Wife to husband:darling tumhe pata hai,swarg main husband aur wife ko eksath nahi rehne dete.Husband:i
 

I decided 2 send u d the cutest, sweetest,

I decided 2 send u d the cutest, sweetest, smartest& most adorable gift of d world, but postman shouted at me ''get out from d postbox''.
 

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I CARE 4 YOU B COZ U will b MY
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How do you convert WATER into Coke?* . * Any

How do you convert WATER into Coke?* . * Any guesses...? * Answer: Pani ko fridge me rakho.Fridge mein pani thanda ho jayega. Aur Thanda
 

How can I spell 'CH_TIYA' without

how can I spell 'CH_TIYA' without 'U'? or 'GAND_'? or 'ST_PID'? or 'K_TTE'? or 'LA_DE'? or 'JHAT_'? ? see how important are 'U' dear..!!.. , . . .
 

He?rts change,i know they do..but this he?rt wil

He?rts change,i know they do..but this he?rt wil always bel?ng t? ?..he?rts hurt,i know they do..But this he?rt h?rts m?re with??t y??!
 

Hey...listen....two people were asking me ur

Hey...listen....two people were asking me ur details today.I gav them ur address n cell no.They will be visiting u soon.Their names r JOY n HAPPINESS.
 

Hey I want to tel u 1thing abt me. My heart

Hey I want to tel u 1thing abt me. My heart problem has reached such a critical stage that doctor says there are only two options left... I.C.U. Or U C me
 

Hey do U remember I once sent an sms to u

Hey do U remember I once sent an sms to u saying
"sender is cool and reader is fool" u got angry and replied "sender is fool and reader is cool"...
 

Hello,U R SO, eet! S eet! w S eet! w S

Hello,U R SO, eet!
S eet! w S eet! w S eet! S eetw! w S eet! w S eet! wS eet! w S eet! chodo tum pe suit nai karta
 

Height of laziness-man lying on a woman and

Height of laziness-man lying on a woman and waiting for earthquake 2 do it 4 him. And yesterday was the day of lazy man.
 
 
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