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Whn u send sms (( >> (",)/

Whn u send sms <(",)/ )) / > <(.")> (( >> (",)/ <)) << <(.")> (( < > (",) <))> >> (",)/ < )) / > My Dil Goes hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
 

Whiskey+pani= nasha rum+pani= nasha vodka+pani=

Whiskey+pani= nasha rum+pani= nasha vodka+pani= nasha.. gin+pani= nasha So the moral of the story is that Water is injurious to health......
 

Where words fail action speaks,Whr action fails

Where words fail action speaks,Whr action fails eyes speak,Whr eyes fail tears speak,Whr tears fail hrt speaks,Whr hrt fails Phir kya! KHALLAS!None can speak!
 

Whenever you share goodness from your heart, You

Whenever you share goodness from your heart, You always end up winning. Because life is an echo, it gives u back watever u have given Have a nice day
 

Whenever U share the Goodness in Your heart,u

Whenever U share the Goodness in Your heart,u always end up WINNING HEARTS because LIFE IS AN ECHO It gives back what U have given!
 

Whenever u feel like studying, just sit down,

Whenever u feel like studying, just sit down, relax, take a deep breath until that dangerous feeling goes away!!!...........................................
 

Whenever i look at my palms, i always stare at

Whenever i look at my palms, i always stare at which of those tiny cute little cris cross lines made me so lucky to have sumone like U..!
 

When v were kids, v cudnt wait 2 grow up n Fall

When v were kids, v cudnt wait 2 grow up n Fall in Luv.... Now that we r grown up, we realise tht wounded knees were easier 2 heal than broken hearts...!!
 

When u propose2a grl, its Direct Marketng When u

When u propose2a grl, its Direct Marketng When u call her, its Tele Marketin When she walks 2u, its Brand Recognition
When she slaps u, its customer feedback
 

WhEn U NEED SOME1.. 2 B ThERE 4 U I WlLL

WhEn U NEED SOME1.. 2 B ThERE 4 U I WlLL
J@St SiT.. (><)(>"<) RighT ( ) ( ) BsiDE (,)(,)( )U! HEY! MoVE A LITTLE biT.. Your bum is too big!
 

When U get this SMS send it to 1 person U luv 1

When U get this SMS send it to 1 person U luv 1 person U hate 1 U always think of & 1 U wishes 2 kill . Now keep guessing Y I sent it 2 YOU *
 

When u f?ll ? need 2 be c?rried,c?ll me ! When u

When u f?ll ? need 2 be c?rried,c?ll me ! When u r h?rt ? need ? sh?ulder 2 cry, c?ll me ! 1 d?y when u c?ll ? i d?n't ?nswer c?me fast.... m?y be i need ?
 

When u find a DREAM inside ur heart..don't

When u find a DREAM inside ur heart..don't ever let it go..Coz dreams r the tiny seeds from which beautiful tomorrow grows..HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DREAM TONITE
 

When nights r long & freinds r few i sit alone &

When nights r long & freinds r few i sit alone & think of u with a lonely heart & a silent tear all i want is u to be here...................
 

When I was born SHAITAN said,"OH,SHIT ANOTHER

When I was born SHAITAN said,"OH,SHIT ANOTHER GOOD SOUL ON EARTH." When U vr born SHAITAN said,"OH SHIT, COMPETITION."
 

When a wife was asked - What book do you like

When a wife was asked - What book do you like the best? She answers - My husband's cheque book.
 

Whatever is beautiful, Whatever is meaningful,

Whatever is beautiful, Whatever is meaningful, Whatever gives u happiness,may all that be yours-2day,2morrow & 4ever.
 

What makes some people dearer is not just the

What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them, but the emptiness you feel when they r not around!
 

What is the diff between a HOOK in cricket and a

What is the diff between a HOOK in cricket and a HOOK Of bra 1 sends the BALL out of the boundary and the other keeps the BALLS Within the boundary
 

What did God said after creating the First

What did God said after creating the First NEEGRO ......Aaila ..... YEH TOH JAL GAYA.
 

Wen ur life is in darkness,pray 2 god n ask him

Wen ur life is in darkness,pray 2 god n ask him 2 free u from darkness.If after u've prayed & u r still in darkness, Pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL.
 

Wen u kis british girl she says kis me hard wen

Wen u kis british girl she says kis me hard wen u kis american girl she says kis me slow wen u kis punjabi KURI she sayz VIR b??k? kisi nu dasi na
 
 
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