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Happy earth quake day This day is very

Happy earth quake day
This day is very important because one comes to know how important is his life
Tomorrow will be holiday so lets enjoy bcas we all r safe
 

Good TimeBad TimeDay TimeNight TimeWork TimeOff

Good TimeBad TimeDay TimeNight TimeWork TimeOff TimeHappy TimeSad TimeSleep TimeKISI BHI TimeAPUN ka sms aa sakta hai.
 

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches heart.You are blessed with both! FLATTERED?
Don't be, it was sent 2 me, I just wanted u 2 read it..
 

God gave u 2 legs , 2 hands , 2 ears 2 hear, 2

God gave u 2 legs , 2 hands , 2 ears 2 hear, 2 eyes 2 see but why did he give U ONLY 1 HEART? Coz he gave the other 1 to someone 4 u 2 find...
 

Girl tels her boyfrnd "i m pregnant" Boyfrnd

Girl tels her boyfrnd "i m pregnant" Boyfrnd says "how can u say its mine?" Girl starts crying "agar sab aisa kahenge to mera kya hoga?"
 

Ganguly to wife during sex - PITCH is dry, grass

Ganguly to wife during sex - PITCH is dry, grass not cut, slow outfield. Wife replies - Nonsense! Inzamaam scored century on the same pitch!
 

From mon....2 sunday,Jan.......2 dec....

From mon....2 sunday,Jan.......2 dec.... Birth.....2 death My feelings about u will never change.......2 me u were n will be a SWEETHEART.
 

Frndship is a little more trust a little less

Frndship is a little more trust a little less try a little more laugh n little less cry a little more we a little less i it is simply U nd I
 

Frnds r like Fishes. u hv 2sit patient 4a

Frnds
r like Fishes. u hv 2sit patient 4a long time 2catch a nice 1 J$T LIKE I GughT YU.. ..BETR STAY NICE.. or i ll fry U!hapy frndship day
 

Frendship is not about finding d right person,bt

Frendship is not about finding d right person,bt creating d right relationship.It's not hw mch v care in d begining,bt hw mch v care til d end.....gud mrning.
 

Forest King Mr.Virappan died last year. In his

Forest King Mr.Virappan died last year. In his memory let us all Switch Off our mobiles for 2mins. Please forward this to all local Criminals, as I did ....
 

For Pepsi "Sharukh" For coke "Aamir" For Mirinda

For Pepsi "Sharukh" For coke "Aamir" For Mirinda ''Vivek'' For Fanta "Rani" For thumps up "salman" Don't worry For Bante wala soda "YOU"!
 

Fly in the plane of ambition, and land in the

Fly in the plane of ambition, and land in the airport of success. Luck is yours, wish is mine; May ?r future always shine.... ?GUDD LUCK?
 

Flowers dies stories ends songs fades memories r

Flowers dies stories ends songs fades memories r forgotton all things comes 2 end but people like u always remain 4 ever
bcz GHOSTS NEVER DIE.
 

Flowers die Stories end Songs fade Memories r

Flowers die Stories end Songs fade Memories r 4rgoton Al things cum 2 an end But pepel like u always remain 4evr Bcz . . . . . . . GHOSTS NEVER DIE....
 

Find arms that wil hold u at Ur weakest, eyes

Find arms that wil hold u at Ur weakest, eyes that will C u at Ur ugliest, heart that wil luv u at Ur worst, if U've found it, U've found Luv
 

Fill dis blank by YES or NO ? For urself

Fill dis blank by YES or NO ? For urself
_______ i am not a man. ha ha ho ho he he !
 

Father2his son: wen I beat u, u nevr get anoyed,

Father2his son: wen I beat u, u nevr get anoyed, hw u control ur anger? SON: I start cleang toilet seat Father: How does dat satisfy u? SON: i use ur toothbrush
 

Fact: A woman con guide a 1.5" diameter token

Fact: A woman con guide a 1.5" diameter token into an inch diameter M.B in pitch dark without looking but can't park a 6ft car in a 10ft space in daylight.
 

?^?X?!@Seney me dil Dil me dard Dard me

?^?X?!@Seney
me dil Dil me dard Dard me Nasha Nashe me Mithas Mithas me Umid Umid me Yaqeen
Yaqeen me Khayal Khayal me Tasveer Tasveer me "SIRF TU
 

Everybody wants.. sum1 special sum1 nice sum1

Everybody wants.. sum1 special sum1 nice sum1 thoughtful sum1 honest sum1 cute sum1 perfect sum1 attractive But why always EEEEEE...??
 

Every King was once a helpless baby and Every

Every King was once a helpless baby and Every great structure once a blue print...It's not where u r today but where u'll reach that counts. So get going...
 
 
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