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Ever wondered why women wear panties with

Ever wondered why women wear panties with printed flowers? Its a way of saying................... IN MEMORY OF THOSE WHO WERE BURIED HERE!
 

Ever NOTICED dat d... LONGEST 5 mins.in d

Ever NOTICED dat d...
LONGEST 5 mins.in d WORLD r.. The LAST 5 mins. of a LECTURE...! While the
SHORTEST 5 mins...? r the LAST 5 mins. of an EXAM!!!
 

Even if we lose contact..Or even meet less.. Or

Even if we lose contact..Or even meet less.. Or even SMS less..
i"ll still remember ur beautiful face! ,****, ( @...@ ) "(--)"
 

Esha Deol is the killer in kaal. She's the

Esha Deol is the killer in kaal. She's the one who trains the tigers to kill people. John, Vivek, Lara die.NOW ENJOY THE MOVIE! :-)
 

Eating sweets is tasty! Speaking sweet words is

Eating sweets is tasty! Speaking sweet words is easy! But finding sweet people is very difficult! My goodness! how did u get me..?
 

EARTH may stop ROTATING;BIRDS may stop FLYING;

EARTH may stop ROTATING;BIRDS may stop FLYING; CANDLES may stop MELTING; FISHES may stop SWIMMING; HEART may stop BEATING; But i"l Nvr stop "disturbing"you
 

?@?8/ @ @ .;;;;;;;;. @ ( -_- ) @ @ >")("

?@?8/ @ @ .;;;;;;;;.
@ ( -_- ) @ @ >")("< ####### 'iF mY vOiCe cAnNoT rEaCh U..mY pRaYeRs will always B there with U,.....take care.. GOO
 

Dresses worn by women nowadays .... are like

Dresses worn by women nowadays .... are like fences at the zoo..... they safeguard valuable property - but don"t obstruct the view......!
 

Dreams touch ur heart nd soul, its a magical

Dreams touch ur heart nd soul, its a magical memory dat unites fantasy & realty.Hope u'l hve d swetest dream as u close ur eyes 2nite. Gudnite... tk care...
 

Dreams make all things thinkable,hope makes all

Dreams make all things thinkable,hope makes all things workable,efforts make all things easy & prayer make all things possible.
 

DOSTI -Kaho to do lafz, -Mano to bandgi, -Socho

DOSTI -Kaho to do lafz, -Mano to bandgi, -Socho to gehra sagar, -Dubo to zindagi, -Karo to aasan, -Nibhao to muskil, -Bikhre to sara zamana, -Simte to manzil.
 

DontCALLmeDontSend MSGS tomeDonttry 2

DontCALLmeDontSend MSGS tomeDonttry 2 MEETmeDontTALK 2mebcos i"ve gotdiabetes & Dr.hasadvised me 2 beaway fromsweet things !!
 

Dont scroll down there is nothing.... Marali

Dont scroll down there is nothing.... Marali Bund..... Keha si na there is nothing...
 

Dont open this for 92 days just as i thought u

Dont open this for 92 days just as i thought u cannot wait!!! Ok go ahead...WISH UA HAPY NEW Y'R 2009!!! Remember i greeted u first!
 

Doctor- u look terribely week nd exhausted! Are

Doctor- u look terribely week nd exhausted! Are u having ur meals three times a day as i advised? Lady- doctor, i thought u said three males a day.
 

Doc: Dis isn't urine sample bt aplejuce u

Doc: Dis isn't urine sample bt aplejuce u brot in! Mrs gupta:God! Can I make a call? Doc:Y? Mrs gupta:I may've pakd d othr botle with gupta ji's tiffin.
 

Do u want Nokia mobile absolutely free,With a

Do u want Nokia mobile absolutely free,With a free simcard having free sms and free outgoing? Simply log on to www.stop-dreaming.u.idiot.com.
 

Do u know abt d things which live after death?

Do u know abt d things which live after death? Eyes-31mins Brain-10mins
Legs-4hrs Skin-5days Ear-10mins Bones-30days & Relationship- 4ever.
 

Dnt close ur door whn u feel alone,dnt close ur

Dnt close ur door whn u feel alone,dnt close ur heart whn u luv..&dnt evr close ur hands whn u need a frnd coz i"ll b holding u till th END.
 

DID U KNOW U R A __ I ___ I I ____ I I I ____ I

DID U KNOW U R A __ I ___ I I ____ I I I ____ I _l I I_____
I __l I I__I ____ I __I I _I antastic I__I riend !!
 

Defination of BIWI: "Jo shaadi ke 10-15 saal tak

Defination of BIWI: "Jo shaadi ke 10-15 saal tak tok-tok kar aapki sari adatein badal de.....aur uske baad khud hi kahe ki, ''AAP PEHLE JAISE NAHI RAHE!"
 

Dear subscriber, Your roaming facility has

Dear subscriber, Your roaming facility has expired today... Please return to d ZOO immediately.... THANK YOU.......
 
 
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