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D se Dosti, D se Dushmani, D se Dil, D se Dard,

D se Dosti, D se Dushmani, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Diwangi, D se Dillagi, per D se itne bhi Dur na ho jana ki D se Dekh bhi na sake, SAMJHE D se DEAR.
 

Consequence of american life style: The wife

Consequence of american life style: The wife rushed into her house screaming to her husband "Darling come quick! Ur kids and my kids are beating up our kids!"
 

Conducting a blood test on u... testing. Testing

Conducting a blood test on u... testing. Testing in progress... Testin over result sorry u hav no blood,u r all honey. No wonder u r too sweet.
 

College is 4 knowledge, knowledge is 4 life,Life

College is 4 knowledge, knowledge is 4 life,Life is 4 wife,but wife is a knife which cuts ur life, So never choose ur wife in college life.
 

Choose a chocolate 4me. It will tel u wat u feel

Choose a chocolate 4me. It will tel u wat u feel 4me.1. Dairy milk 2. Kit kat 3. Perk 4. Munch 5. Bounty 6. Bar one 7. 5 star Reply will be send later
 

Chak k mobile jado main gaddi te sawar hunda,

Chak k mobile jado main gaddi te sawar hunda, T-shirt pa jado tyar hunda, vekhde ne loki chadke chubare, kehnde kash eh sadi kudi da yaar hunda.
 

Caring for someone is easy but making sumone

Caring for someone is easy but making sumone care for u is hard . Now i keep wondering how did u make it so easy for me to care for U.
 

Can't find a reason why GOD made u my frnd?

Can't find a reason why GOD made u my frnd? But thts not d question 2 b asked.The Question is:How did GOD know tht i needed 1 frnd like U!!
 

Can u solve this puzzle? "i live in water, if u

Can u solve this puzzle? "i live in water, if u cut my head i am at ur door, if u cut my tail i am a fruit, if u cut both then i am with u". Send me the answer.
 

C L O S E N E S S R?SiD?s iN TH? H??RTS? ?V?N iF

C L O S E N E S S R?SiD?s iN TH? H??RTS? ?V?N iF W? D?NT S?? ??CH ?TH?R,Y?? W??LD ?LW?Ys B? R?M?MB?R?D &C?R?D!()"""()( 'o')'")(,,)/ Take care!!
 

C L O S E N E S S R?SiD?s iN TH? H??RT S? ?V?N

C L O S E N E S S R?SiD?s iN TH? H??RT S? ?V?N iF W? D?NT S?? ??CH ?TH?R,Y?? W??LD ?LW?Ys B? R?M?MB?R?D &C?R?D! ()"""() ( 'o')'") (,,)/ Take care!!
 

BRUCE LEE"S Favourites: Vegetable:MU-LEE,

BRUCE LEE"S Favourites: Vegetable:MU-LEE, Breakfast:ID-LEE, Festival:DIWA-LEE, Actress:SONA-LEE,Music:QAWA-LEE, Film:COO-LEE, Animal:BILL-LEE.Timepass: KHUJ-LEE
 

Bored? Wondering what to do? Press down!!! Still

Bored? Wondering what to do? Press down!!! Still bored?
Then press up..
 

Bl?ss Y?U ,.**., w?th ? ( '_' ) C??l

Bl?ss Y?U ,.**., w?th ? ( '_' ) C??l (,l:l,) M?rning, ? W?rm N??N D?Y,& ? G?LD?N S?N S?T. B? happy, its ? b???t?f?l d?y for you.. Very G??D M?rninG.
 

Birth is a start of life,beauty is the art of

Birth is a start of life,beauty is the art of life,mystry & risk are the part of life but people like u are heart of life....
 

Believe in miracles,but don't depend on

Believe in miracles,but don't depend on them. Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot. Don't limit ur challenges, but challenge ur limits...
 

Be4 facing a new day bow ur head & say dis

Be4 facing a new day bow ur head & say dis prayer:Thank u God 4 this goodlooking sender may his smartness inspire me d whole day .
 

Be like the moon...so simple yet so attractive

Be like the moon...so simple yet so attractive ...so enlightening yet so cool... So moving yet so still.. so quite yet so popular... So romantic yet so single!
 

Banta was moving around in a market with a

Banta was moving around in a market with a parrot on his shoulder.A passerby asked, Yeh Ajooba Kidhar Se Laya" PARROT replied "PUNJAB SE!"
 

As i watchd d ants crawl up d wall i noticd dat

As i watchd d ants crawl up d wall i noticd dat no matter how Busy dey r,dey still stop & comunicte wid 1another!Hope v can be like dem: Frnds forever :-)
 

Always start your day with a lot of.. S E X

always start your day with a lot of.. S E X
S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make S E X a daily habit, and you'll always be SMILING!
 

Always start your day with a lot of.. S E

Always start
your day with a lot of.. S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit,& u"ll always b SUC-SEX-FUL! in life...
 
 
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