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@It's not the "presence"of someone that

@It's not the "presence"of someone that brings "meaning" to life, but It's the way that "someone" touches ur heart which gives life a beautiful meaning.
 

> > > > >>>-Soap->> > > > > >

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> > > >>>-Soap->> > > > > > >>>-Towel-> > > > >>>-Water-> > > >>>-Brush-> everything is ready aaj to naha lena plz.Gud mrng
 

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======== I .-""-. I I ( '.' ) I I=(,,)=(,,)='I Standing by
my window waiting 4 ur message if u dont sms i wilL jump FROM GR0UNDFLOOR.
 

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<< (",) The Ants <( )> ,,J L,, are.. >> (,") /( )> ,,J L,, behind u!! // (,")> why? <( )" ,,J L,, bcse u r "cho chweet"
 

If (..) people ( ? ) say u're >i< C U

<)?(> If (..) people ( ? ) say u're >i< C U T E<)?(> (?'?) PUNCH ( ,? ) ("") THEM >"'< / / HOW DARE they fool u like that
 

/( v ) (,,)..(,,)... NO CALL

<( . . )> /( v ) (,,)..(,,)... NO CALL <( . .)> / ( v) (,,)..(,,).... NO ESSAGE
<(. . )> (v ) (,,)..(,,)... OKKK. <( . . )> (,,)( v )(,,) KATTI.
 

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:""": :""": ("v") : :,,,: : "v" : :"": : :"": :,,: :,,: :,,: G M * * * * * **** G M O O O R D N I N G
 

90Yrs man ask for 0.25Mg viagra. chemist

90Yrs man ask for 0.25Mg viagra. chemist suggests 2 buy more. oldman says beta bus itna khada karna hai ki susu karo to chapal pe na giray!
 

4 rooms in a lady's body (? __; ) show room

4 rooms in a lady's body (? __; ) show room (? _/ (_ (. )( .) play room ) . ( ( .) .) ) .)stock room
( / (. )( .) ) . ( ( v )guest room
 

3 chipkliyan diwar par chal rhi thi.Ek ne gana

3 chipkliyan diwar par chal rhi thi.Ek ne gana shuru kiya Jaise hi gana bndh kiya baki ki do gir padi! Bolo kyo? pata hai kew.. Baki do ne taliya bajai!
 

2day i met sum1 in coffee day.Realy gud

2day i met sum1 in coffee day.Realy gud lukng,dead smart,so delightful,more like a celebrity.As i walked nearer,oh damn.. SAINT GOBAIN mirrors...
 

2day i met some1 at cafe coffee day.Real gud

2day i met some1 at cafe coffee day.Real gud lookin, dead smart, so delightful, more like a celebrity. As i walked nearer, DAMN SAINT GOBAIN GLASS..it was ME!!
 

2 GOLDEN RULES of life- 1. Saurabh is always

2 GOLDEN RULES of life- 1. Saurabh is always rite. 2. Whenever Saurabh is wrong, plz refer rule no. 1 again.
 

1>U r a nice person 2>Line 1 is True 3>Line 2 is

1>U r a nice person 2>Line 1 is True 3>Line 2 is false if line 1 is True 4>Both 2 & 3 r correct 5>All 4r wrong Confused?Good! Now confuse others!
 

10 thngs I knw abt U! 1.U r a spl person wit a

10 thngs I knw abt U! 1.U r a spl person wit a wondrful heart.
2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Bas ek din me ek hi juth..
 

1)Bad:u find porn movie in ur sons room.worse:ur

1)Bad:u find porn movie in ur sons room.worse:ur in it.2)Bad:ur children r sexualy active. Worse:wid each other. 3)Bad:ur wife leaving u.Worse:4 anothr woman!.
 

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.;"";. .;"";. ()"" ') '+, " ,+' ( ,'o')") "+,+" (,,) ) Jst sending a WARM HEART to say. GOOD EVENING
 

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khali hai na...! mujhe bhi khali hi mila tha !!
 

-@- Luk sun s shinin v v v v v v v Birds r flyin

-@- Luk sun s shinin v v v v v v v Birds r flyin l ,o_,__, ll========ll
Hey . . lazy ru stil sleepin? Get up "GD MNG"!
 

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--------- (>" "<) -(,,)'-'(,,)- (>" "<) ( 'o' ) -(,,)--(,,)-
(>" "<) ") ( 'o' ) / -(,,)--- Hello! just making sure u d@nt forg?t me.
 

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,/<<<<, u see ! . , . !
me (" ._. ") > ),( < now U dont.. moral: U dont get 2 See a Genius too often!.
 

,.+""-., ,.-""+, #( -_-)(-_- )# *>")("")("

,.+""-., ,.-""+, #( -_-)(-_- )# *>")("<>")("<* ""-.,*,.-"" keep this locket safe as it contains our photo. Proof of our Frndship..
 
 
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