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Wen i was sad u were there wid me. Wen i was

Wen i was sad u were there wid me. Wen i was cryin u were there wid me. Wen i was unhappy u were there. Now i hav understood ki sare fasaad Ki jad tu hai..
 

We r like teabags whose true strength comes out

We r like teabags whose true strength comes out when we're put in hot water.so when problems upset u,just think...u must be GOD'S favorite cup of tea!....
 

We grow old filled with regrets.. For things not

We grow old filled with regrets.. For things not done For words not said For luv not shown Life's too short buddy do what makes U happy today!
 

WATCH ds! @ ./L _@_ ._I_. _ _ _I_ _ _ _ _ @ _I_

WATCH ds! @ ./L _@_ ._I_. _ _ _I_ _ _ _ _ @ _I_ I I I I S S ! ! ,-. ! ! t_/! !_/ t_/! ._/
 

UR 1 oF the cOoLest th!ngs LifE eVr sLaPped me

uR 1 oF the cOoLest th!ngs LifE eVr sLaPped me wid n0 matR wt the
fuTuRe h0Lds i kNw uL aLwYs b a paRt of mE.. c0z aS LoNg As we fReNz... LifEr0cks
 

UR 1 oF the cOoLest th!ngs LifE eVr

uR 1 oF the cOoLest th!ngs LifE eVr
sLaPped me wid n0 matR w?t the fuTuRe h0Lds i kNw uL aLwYs b a paRt of mE..c0z aS LoNg As we fReNz... LifEr0cks!!!
 

U"ve gotSTYLEu"ve gotCLASSu"ve gotLOOKSu"ve

u"ve gotSTYLEu"ve gotCLASSu"ve gotLOOKSu"ve gotFACEu"ve gotCHARMu"ve gotBRAINS!Oops,sOrry,galat number pebhej diya
 

U"ve got STYLE u"ve got CLASS u"ve got

u"ve got STYLE u"ve got
CLASS u"ve got LOOKS u"ve got FACE u"ve got CHARM u"ve got BRAINS! Oops, sOrry,
galat number pe bhej diya
 

U wud have been the best heart surgeon in the

U wud have been the best heart surgeon in the world b'coz u made a place in my HEART without cutting and spilling it...
 

U want nokia 6680 at Rs.999/only vth free sim &

U want nokia 6680 at Rs.999/only vth free sim & wid 100 sms free& 750 tlktime jst log on 2 www.gudnite soja@sapnoMain milega.com
 

Tum Kya Jano Kya Hoti Hai Tanhai,Is Tutte Hua

Tum Kya Jano Kya Hoti Hai Tanhai,Is Tutte Hua Patte Se Puch Kya Hoti Hai Judai,Yu Bewafai Ka ilzam Na De Zalim,Is Waqt Se Puch Ki Kis Waqt Teri Yaad Nahi Ayee.
 

Tu he bigare tu he sware is jug ke sare kam

Tu he bigare tu he sware is jug ke sare kam HeRam HeRam tu antaryami subka swami tu he to hai Radha ka Shyam HERAM HERAM Tu he subhe tu he sham HeRam HeRam
 

Tu chand mange me chand dedu,tu raat mange me

Tu chand mange me chand dedu,tu raat mange me raat dedu,tu dil mange me dil dedu,tu jaan mange, Bas yaar
mangne ki bhi" 1" limit hoti hai.
 

Truth of life- "We make them cry who care for

Truth of life- "We make them cry who care for us, we cry for them who never care for us and we care for them who will never cry for us.."
 

True luv is like a pillow, u can hug wen ur in

True luv is like a pillow, u can hug wen ur in troubl, u can cry on wen ur in pain&u can embrace wen ur hapy.So wen u need true luv..''spend Rs.50,BUY A PILLOW"
 

True Bravery is 2 arrive home, fully drunk after

True Bravery is 2 arrive home, fully drunk after a late night out, Wife waiting with a jharru & you ask: "Jaan,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho??
 

ToNite i Caught sum STARS. iGiv them 2 all My

ToNite i Caught sum STARS. iGiv them 2 all My FRenz so they'll know how Sparkingly SPECIAL they r!
, * , ' / Catch! Dis 1 is 4u
 

Tonite at midnite ur true luv will realize tht

Tonite at midnite ur true luv will realize tht he/she cant live without u Send this to 9 ppl n something gud will happen to you btw 1:00-4:00 pm tommorow.Try it
 

Today is 'World Change Day'... u have to

Today is 'World Change Day'... u have to tell 1 of those things that you want in me to change. Reply is a must.
 

Today is "WORLD'S LIKING DAY..tell m? one

Today is "WORLD'S LIKING DAY..tell m? one thing u like most in me. REPLY IS A MUST.pass this sms to everyone n get to know what they like in u?
 

Today i saw u'r duplicate. I said hello but

Today i saw u'r duplicate. I said hello but he didn't give ans. i fell very bad. Than he finished his banana & jumped on another tree
 

TIME ?l?n? c?n pr?v? w?rth ?f fr??ndsh?p. As

TIME ?l?n? c?n pr?v? w?rth ?f fr??ndsh?p. As t?m? g??s by, w? l?s? th? f?ls? ?n?s ?nd k??p th? b?st... (;_;) jus a sweet hello t? ?n? ?f th? b?st! :)
 
 
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