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Time can make us forget some memories but there

Time can make us forget some memories but there are some memories where we forget time and those memories will become our LIFE.
 

Three fastest means of communication in the

Three fastest means of communication in the world Tele-phone Tele-vision Tell-a-woman If You still want faster: Tell her not to tell any1.. =:-()
 

THOUHT FOR THE DAY: "Treat everyone with

THOUHT FOR THE DAY: "Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you, not because they are not nice, but because YOU are nice !!"
 

Thought 4 the day- Physical appearance reveals

Thought 4 the day- Physical appearance reveals only a tip of one's personality,What U r is not known by what U appear..but by the effects when U leave... :)
 

Though my words r few but my heart is true Frens

Though my words r few but my heart is true Frens i can make but none as sweet as u ! Ven God gave frnd he tried 2 b fair, Ven i got u
i got more than my share!
 

This is to formally announce that I have started

This is to formally announce that I have started accepting Deepavali gifts in CASH, CHEQUES & CHOCOLATES etc. (no flowers plz). Avoid holiday rush, send now!
 

This Cat,is cat,an cat,easy cat,way cat,to

This Cat,is cat,an cat,easy cat,way cat,to cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 cat,seconds cat.Now read it without word CAT
 

Think of me for a minute and choose a planet

Think of me for a minute and choose a planet that comes 2 ur mind first - venus, earth, mars, jupiter, saturn, pluto.. Explanation after u reply...
 

Think Fresh Think Smart Think Positive Think

Think Fresh Think Smart Think Positive Think Beautiful Think Great I know this is too much for u, So here is a shortcut Just think about ME ;-) !
 

Things wil change : Frm clasroom 2 off,frm books

Things wil change : Frm clasroom 2 off,frm books 2 files,frm jeans 2 formals,frm pocketmoney 2 salaries.Wat wil not change is FRNDS &let it not change.......
 

Things u hate wen parents ask- 1)Y r u late

Things u hate wen parents ask- 1)Y r u late 2day? 2)Y do u need so much money?
3)Y does he/she call u often? 4)Y such low marks? 5)Y cant u b like Saurabh??
 

They say that any number multiplied by

They say that any number multiplied by Zer0=Zer0,then why doesnt the same hapn wen i multiply Zer0 with the DISTANCE between YoU & Me?
 

They all had trouble defining frienship..I

They all had trouble defining frienship..I can't understand how they could not get the right word.Then i took ur name & discussion was Over:-):-)
 

Th?r? r ma?y st?rs b?t th? m??n is ?.th?r? r

Th?r? r ma?y st?rs b?t th? m??n is ?.th?r? r ma?y frnd$ b?t th? b?st is u.T? f?rg?t m? is n?w up t? ?..t? f?rget ?.. is som?thi?g i ??? ?ev?r d?....
 

There r 2ways of being united- By being frozen

There r 2ways of being united- By being frozen 2gether or By being melted 2gether. Its better 2 b melted in luv than 2 b frozen in differences.............
 

The wind, the wind, naughty wind.....that blows

The wind, the wind, naughty wind.....that blows the girls skirt high..... but God is clever, he always sends the dust 2 close the boys eyes.
 

The wind, the wind, naughty wind.........that

The wind, the wind, naughty wind.........that blows the girls skirt high......... but God is clever,he sends the dust 2 close the boys eyes!
 

The past is a history, The future is a mystery,

The past is a history, The future is a mystery,
Today is a gift, That's why we call it the Present!! Have a nice day.
 

The Japanese have produced a camera that has

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!!!
 

THE GOLDEN WORDs OF LIFE "NeVeR IgNoRe SuMoNe

THE GOLDEN WORDs OF LIFE "NeVeR IgNoRe SuMoNe Who CaReS 4u B'Coz SoMeDaY U MaY FinD ThaT U HaVe LoSt A DiaMoNd B'coz U WeRe BusY ColleCtinG Stone's
 

The 3 dreams of a man : 1. To be as handsome as

The 3 dreams of a man : 1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks. 2. To be as rich as his child believes. 3. To have as many women as his wife suspects.
 

The +ve thinking poem, "Little birdy in the

The +ve thinking poem, "Little birdy in the sky,u lookup & it shits in ur eye,u dont mind & u dont cry,u jst Thank God dat cows dont fly!
 
 
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