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Teri palko p khwab rakh gya koi,teri saso p nam

Teri palko p khwab rakh gya koi,teri saso p nam likh gya koi,chalo vada raha tumse,bhul jana hame.agar humse acha dost tumhe mil gaya koi.
 

Tendulkar's wife gave birth to

Tendulkar's
wife gave birth to "TWINS". In press report, he said... "BOOST" is the Secret of my "ENERGY". Suddenly Sehwag came in & said... "OUR ENERGY"
 

TEACHER: "Four beautiful galz r walking on the

TEACHER: "Four beautiful galz r walking on the road".Change this to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW....!
 

Taxi Driver: mam U know u r 3rd pregnant lady

Taxi Driver: mam U know u r 3rd pregnant lady whom I'll drop 2 airport today..
Lady: I'm not pregnant..! Driver: ya but v havn't reached airport yet..!!
 

SUPPOSE If it was my last day in life, n, i wud

SUPPOSE If it was my last day in life, n, i wud die in any sec n, cell was in my hand, waitin 4ur last msg, wat wud u send me? (reply is must).
 

SuN WouLDn"T . l /-(",)- / l " Be ReD..

SuN WouLDn"T . l /-(",)- / l " Be ReD..
SeA WouLDn"T Be BLuE..-_-_-_- -_-_-_ I WouLDn"T Be HaPPy... ()""() if i don't ( "o") distrb u. (")(")
 

STUDENTS LOGIC: the more u study, the more u

STUDENTS LOGIC: the more u study, the more u know the more u know the more u forget the more u forget the less u know SO Y STUDY?actually its my logic hows it
 

Star has....... 5 ends, square has.. 4 ends,

Star has....... 5 ends, square has.. 4 ends, triangle has 3 ends, line has........ 2 ends, LIFE has.. 1 end but GOOD RELATIONS HAVE NO End.
 

SPECIALISTS says : DOC 2 LADY- U R LOOKING SO

SPECIALISTS says : DOC 2 LADY- U R LOOKING SO WEAK & EXHAUSTED! ARE YOU TAKING UR 3 MEALS A DAY AS I HAD ADVISED? LADY:OH,MY GOD! I HEARD 3 MALES PER DAY.
 

Son saw parents doing sex & ask "Dad what's

Son saw parents doing sex & ask "Dad what's going on?" DAD:Teri Maa me PETROL bhar raha hun.
SON: dad MOM ki AVERAGE CHECK karwao, abhi uncle bhi TANK F
 

Son meets father on stairs of a KOTHA Son-papa

Son meets father on stairs of a KOTHA Son-papa aap yahan kya kar rahe ho? Papa-yaar ab 2-300 rupey ke pichhe teri mummy ke nakhre nahi sahe jaate..!
 

Some day whn d pages of my life end i know that

Some day whn d pages of my life end i know that u will b 1 of its beautiful chapters & if ever i get 2 read it again,i will open it frm d page where i met u. .
 

Softly the leaves of memory fall,, Slowly

Softly
the leaves of memory fall,, Slowly i'll gather n pick them all,, Bcz 2day 2moro n till my life is through,, i'll always cherish knowing some one like u.
 

So many of useither Fear 2morow or Regret

So many of useither Fear 2morow or Regret
yesterday but I wont Fear 2morow if u'll stiL b there 4me & i dont Regret yesterday coz
ONE yesterday I Met YOU!
 

Smthin is realisd as life goes on nvr ignore

Smthin is realisd as life goes on nvr ignore smbdy who cares 4u,coz smday u may find dat u hv lost a diamond coz u were busy collectin stones.
 

Sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms

Sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms sms... dekha kitne sare SMS bheje.......... Kuchh sikho mujse...KANJUS!
 

SMS doesn't mean.. 'Short Message

SMS doesn't mean.. 'Short Message Service'!it means "Some Moments Shared" wth special people like u...Keep sharing the moments 4ever.Hv a nice time.:He Bhagvan = = = ,***, ("' . ' . '") ( c ' ? // >--
 

Smart Male+Smart Nari=AFFAIR JARIBevkoof

Smart Male+Smart Nari=AFFAIR JARIBevkoof Male+Smart Nari=JEB KHALISmart Male+Bevkoof Nari=PAAV BHARIBevkoof Male+Bevkoof Nari=SHAADI PYARI
 

Six cans of beer 600 Rs. Four pegs of whiskey

Six cans of beer 600 Rs. Four pegs of whiskey 400 Rs. Two tequilla shots 300 Rs. Driving home with a girl who drank all this "PRICELESS..!"
 

SHE..D'LNG WILL U LUV ME LIKE THIS AFTER

SHE..D'LNG WILL U LUV ME LIKE THIS AFTER M'IGE? HE..I THINK SO.. I'HVE ALWAYS BEEN ESPECIALLY FOND OF MARRIED WOMEN!
 

Shadi ke din pati patni se bola, shadi se pehle

Shadi ke din pati patni se bola, shadi se pehle I have afair's with ten girls,to patni boli.. mujhe pata tha,kundli mili hai to character bhi milenge...
 

Sexy girl to doctor: my phone got stuck in my

Sexy girl to doctor: my phone got stuck in my vagina in vibrating mode. Dr: Dnt worry i wil remove it. Grl: no Just recharge the battery.
 
 
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