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Wy do the number of traffic accidents with

Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke
 

Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To

Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to walk on their hind legs.
 

Why does one do some peanut butter on his

Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ...... That makes him big and strong.
 

Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When

Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more, you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.
 

Why does an answering machine never gives an

Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I ask something ?
 

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ... When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
 

Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............

Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports everything...
 

Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet

Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?
 

Why do you always find one shoelon the streets

Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?
 

Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That

Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes together with the brains.
 

Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there

Why do women have legs ? ...... Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor.
 

Why do we call apartements apartements when they

Why do we call apartements apartements when they are all connected to one another ?
 

Why do the number of traffic accidents with

Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke
 

Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the

Why do men exist ? Because dildos cannot mow the lawn.
 

Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than

Why do have so many men a beer gut? ..... Than at least an unemployed dwarf has a roof over his head.
 

Why do have men bandy legs? ......... all

why do have men bandy legs? ......... all unimportant matters are between brackets
 

Why do fortune-tellers first ask your

Why do fortune-tellers first ask your name?
 

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!
 

Why did God create the man first and only then

Why did God create the man first and only then the woman? ...... Everyone makes a draft first!!!
 

Why did God create the man first and only

Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
 

Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station

Why can you buy sigarettes in a gaz station where it is forbidden to smoke ?
 

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at

Why can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.
 
 
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