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Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you

Why are you behind a computer, while in fact you are sitting in front of the screen ?
 

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
 

Why are there life jackets in airplanes and no

Why are there life jackets in airplanes and no parachutes ?
 

Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one

Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.
 

Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns,

Why are men like snails? ..... They have horns, they slobber and they trudge along, and above all, they think the house is theirs.
 

Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are

Why are men like a toothbrush? .... They are useless without handle.
 

Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in

Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
 

Who invented milking cows and what did he think

Who invented milking cows and what did he think when he started doing it ?
 

Where are the first 6 up's

Where are the first 6 up's ?
 

When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he

When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?
 

When you are not supposed to drive a car when

When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
 

When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love,

When u get this SMS, send it to 1 person U love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
 

When swinning is good for the development of our

When swinning is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
 

When swimming is good for the development of our

When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
 

When is a man worth some

when is a man worth some money??................When he pushes a trolley
 

When do you know you are overweight? .... When

When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
 

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself.
 

When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days

When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
 

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide

When a schizophrenic threatens to commit suicide are we talking of hostageship?
 

What whish would stars make when they saw

What whish would stars make when they saw falling people.
 

What kind of children do you get using a yellow

What kind of children do you get using a yellow condom ? ................... NONE ! you stupid !
 

What is the velocity of the darkness

What is the velocity of the darkness ?
 
 
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