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What is the difference between a woman and a

What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? a fridge does not moan when there is meat inside
 

What is the difference between a washing machine

What is the difference between a washing machine and a teacher? a washing machine runs on batteries and a teacher gets on the nerves.
 

What is the difference between a battery and a

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
 

What is ressemblance between a man and a

What is ressemblance between a man and a dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!
 

What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a

What is more easy for a man to make, a boy or a girl ? ...........a girl.....there is an example in front of him
 

What happens when you got scared twice half-dead

What happens when you got scared twice half-dead ?
 

What happens when the earth turn 30 times

What happens when the earth turn 30 times faster?...You get your salary every day and all women bleed dead!!!
 

What happens when a man is in the water up till

What happens when a man is in the water up till his navel ? ...... That is beyond his comprehension.
 

What does a butterfly feel when he is in

What does a butterfly feel when he is in love?
 

What do you prefer in the

What do you prefer in the hereafter?...........Smoking or non-smoking area.
 

What do you do when your mother-in-law is

What do you do when your mother-in-law is walking in the garden? ...... Shoot again.
 

What do the military do in a civil war

What do the military do in a civil war ?
 

What do sheep count when they want to sleep

What do sheep count when they want to sleep ?
 

This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve

This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:
LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE + OUT - TESCS.
GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW
answer=" I MISS YOU"
 

The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee?

The ressemblance of a man and a cup of coffee? ..... They both get on the nerve.
 

The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more

The more you study. Tthe more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study?
 

The jogger who overslept found himself running

The jogger who overslept found himself running late.
 

The black box of the plane is indestructible,

The black box of the plane is indestructible, why do they not make the plane of the same material ?
 

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.
 

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
 

Press any key to continue or any other key to

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
 

One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what

One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?
 
 
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