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Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie

Nok nok.Who's there?....Marie!....Marie who?.....Mariewhowanna....!!
 

No men no women no women no love no love no sex

no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems!
 

Many of life's failures are people who did

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up
 

Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance

Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego...Thats Good Life...
 

It is white and it stands in the corner? .......

It is white and it stands in the corner? ....... A punished fridge
 

It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange,

It is round and orange and says:"I am an orange, I am an orange"? .................. a mandarin who thinks big
 

It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a

It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
 

If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg

If my right leg was thanksgiving and my left leg was christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?
 

If I were to be in your wallet, what will I

If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?
-ID
-Money
-Picture
-Credit card
-Coins
-Calling card
-Letter?
?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must!
?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive reply)
ID=Imposrtant
 

If all the boys lived on the other side of the

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
 

If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that

If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that there are so many ugly people ?
 

If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo

If a pen is mightier than a sword and a photo more powerful than a thousand words, how dangerous –can a fax be ?
 

Hy are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

hy are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!
 

How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18

How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it
 

How is an intelligent woman called?

How is an intelligent woman called? ....................... A transvestite
 

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to

How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?
 

How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits

How does a dummy catch a rabbit? ... He sits behind a tree and imitates the sound of a carrot.
 

How do you know when you run out of invisible

How do you know when you run out of invisible ink ?
 

How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her

How do you call a woman who looses 90% of her intelligence ??.................................a widow !!!!!
 

How do frogs die? They Ker-mit

How do frogs die? They Ker-mit suicide.
 

How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit

How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.
 

Everything in life is relative, ask

Everything in life is relative, ask Einstein.
 
 
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