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You have the sex appeal of a wet paper

You have the sex appeal of a wet paper bag.
 

You have a one-bit brain with a parity

You have a one-bit brain with a parity error.
 

Why can't you accept that some days

Why can't you accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
 

I can please only one person per day. Today is

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
 
 
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