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A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play

A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear.....
 

What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68,

What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn!
 

Zwaai uw tieten in het rond, schuur je clitoris

Zwaai uw tieten in het rond, schuur je clitoris op de grond, stop 4 vingers in je kut, ram die kittelaar tot frut, bevredig je met een gans, dit is de mastrubatiedans.
 

You do not have to be good to be the best as

you do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!!
 

Women are like little children, they put

Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth.
 

Why does a woman have two pair of

Why does a woman have two pair of lips?................... One is for fighting and one is to make up.
 

When I was born I got the choice, or a major

When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.
 

What you never want to hear while having good

What you never want to hear while having good sex?? ............. "Honey, I am home!"
 

What is the smallest airplane in the world,a

What is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ...
 

What is the resemblance between a woman and a

What is the resemblance between a woman and a condom?................ They both fit around your dick and are present in your wallet
 

What is the resemblance between a windscreen

What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? ... When they are wet, they do not squeak any more!
 

What is the difference between a man and a

What is the difference between a man and a dildo?......... A man is a REAL PRICK!!!!
 

What does position 68 mean........You are doing

What does position 68 mean........You are doing me and I owe you one!!
 

What did Eva shout when she wanted to have SEX

What did Eva shout when she wanted to have SEX ?? ............. ADAM WHERE ARE YOU !!
 

This program will automatically enlarge your

This program will automatically enlarge your penis. Now starting...beep 6 5 4 3.....beep 2 1....Sorry no penis found!
 

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Safe-Sex,

There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, Leather-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people with your face: "No-Sex"!
 

The first day we met,I wanted you in my

The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed.Today I'll know better,so I'll write it in my letter.In my bed I've seen so many faces,so I'll fuck you at different places
 

The difference between erotic and perverted:

The difference between erotic and perverted:
Erotic = caress the vagina with a beautiful white whisp
Perverted = do the same thing with a whole chicken.
 

The boy puts his information in her

The boy puts his information in her communication and together they make population!
 

The best anti-virus program for a computer is

The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAFE-SEX.
 

The 3 miracles of a woman: produce milk without

The 3 miracles of a woman: produce milk without eating grass, 4 days of bleeding without dieing, letting a man come without yelling.
 

Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur

Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
 
 
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