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Zing-a-ling-a-bring-a-ring-tonight

Zing-a-ling-a-bring-a-ring-tonight
 

You've no need to light a night-light

You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights
 

You"ve no need to light a night-light On

You"ve no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light"s light"s a slight light,
And tonight"s a night that"s light.
When a night"s light, like tonight"s light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights
 

Wishy-washy Wanda watched her watch get

Wishy-washy Wanda watched her watch get washed.
 

Willie Wilder went wild while we went wading in

Willie Wilder went wild while we went wading in the water.
 

Will you,

Will you, William?
 

Who washed Washington's white woolen

Who washed Washington's white woolen underwear
when Washington's washer woman went west?
 

While we were walking, we were watching window

While we were walking, we were watching window washers
wash Washington"s windows with warm washing water.
 

Which wristwatches are Swiss

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?
 

Which wrist watch is a swiss wrist

Which wrist watch is a swiss wrist watch?
 

Which witch wished which wicked

Which witch wished which wicked wish?
 

Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather

Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.
 

Whereat with blade, with bloody, blameful

Whereat with blade,
with bloody, blameful blade,
he bravely broached his boiling bloody breast.
 

When a twister a-twisting will twist him a

When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,
For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist;
But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,
The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.
 

What time does the wristwatch strap shop

What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut?
 

What noise annoys an oyster most? A noisy noise

What noise annoys an oyster most? A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.
 

What a shame such a shapely sash should

What a shame such a shapely sash
should such shabby stitches show.
 

We surely shall see the sun shine

We surely shall see the sun shine soon.
 

We surely shall see the sun shine shortly.

We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. Watch? Whether the
 

We surely shall see the sun shine shortly.

We surely shall see the sun shine shortly.
Whether the weather be fine,
Or whether the weather be not,
Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot,
We"ll weather the weather Whatever the weather,
Whether we like it or not. watch?
 

Vincent vowed vengeance very

Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently.
 

Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,

Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.
 
 
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