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Peggy

Peggy Babcock
 

Patty Paterson planned to peel potatoes in

Patty Paterson planned to peel potatoes in Peru
 

Pacific

Pacific Lithograph.
 

One-One was a racehorse. Two-Two was one,

One-One was a racehorse.
Two-Two was one, too.
When One-One won one race,
Two-Two won one, too.
 

One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.
 

Once upon a barren moor There dwelt a

Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not bear the boar.
The boar thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,
And so one morn he bored the boar--
Tha
 

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans.

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans.
Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow,
Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"
 

On mules we find two legs behind and two

On mules we find two legs behind
and two we find before.
We stand behind before we find
what those behind be for.
 

Old oily Ollie oils old oily

Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos
 

Of all the felt I ever felt, I never felt

Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat"s felt.
 

Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the successful

Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust not th
 

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely. A

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly
"Oh what should we do"
Said the flea" Let us fly
Said the fly"Let us flee"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue
 

Nine nice night nurses nursing

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.
 

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely .
 

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.

Ned Nott was shot
and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott
than Nott.
Some say Nott
was not shot.
But Shott says
he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott
was not shot,
or
Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot
 

My dame hath a lame tame crane, My dame

My dame hath a lame tame crane,
My dame hath a crane that is lame.
 

Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce

Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.
 

Mrs. Smith"s Fish Sauce

Mrs. Smith"s Fish Sauce Shop.
 

Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.

Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's se
 

Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See"s saw
Before See sawed Soar"s seesaw,
See"s saw would not have sawed
Soar"s seesaw.
So See"s
 

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.
Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.
Mr Outside and Mr Ins
 

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.
Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.
Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to
come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come
outside. MrOutside and Mr
 
 
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