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Tongue Twister SMS

If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his

If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.
 

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock,
Or some stickler who is slicker
Will stick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor
With a lock!
 

If two witches were watching two watches,

If two witches were watching two watches,
which witch would watch which watch?
 

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu
choose the shoes he chews?
 

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor
who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the
doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor
the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?
 

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors
the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring
doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors
doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doc
 

If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed

If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit and Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank how many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?
 

If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot To

If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot
To talk ere the tot could totter,
Ought the Hottenton tot
Be taught to say aught, or naught,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot
Be taught by her Hottentot tutor,
Ought
 

If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color

If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?
 

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
 

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,
but if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won"t wish the wish you wish to wish.
 

I thought a thought.But the thought I thought

I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
 

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn"t the thought
I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been
the thought I thought, I wouldn"t have thought so much.
 

I thought a thought. But the thought I

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
I thought I thought.
 

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
 

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit,

I slit the sheet,
the sheet I slit,
and on the slitted sheet I sit.
 

I shot the city sherif ......I shot the city

I shot the city sherif ......I shot the city sherif (Say 5 times fast)
 

I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau, he

I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau,
he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.
 

I need not your needles, they're needless to

I need not your needles, they're needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see;
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.
 

I need not your needles, they"re needless to

I need not your needles, they"re needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, "twere needless, you see;
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.
 

I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's

I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.
 

I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down

I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"
 
 
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