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I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.
 

I am not the pheasant plucker, I"m the

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I"m the pheasant plucker"s mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
"cause the pheasant plucker"s running late.
 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
 

How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a

How much wood could a wood chopper chop, if a wood chopper could chop wood?
 

How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can

How many cans can a canner can, if a canner can can cans?
A canner can can as many cans as a canner can, if a canner can can cans.
 

Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck

Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker
 

Hi says Hilda Hippo Happily...Hi says Hilda

Hi says Hilda Hippo Happily...Hi says Hilda Hippo Happily...
 

Harry Hare held Hatty Hares

Harry Hare held Hatty Hares Hat.
 

Greg glouged down his greasie

Greg glouged down his greasie grease.
 

Greek

Greek grapes.
 

Good blood, bad

Good blood, bad blood.
 

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.
 

Give Mr. Snipa's wife's knife a

Give Mr. Snipa's wife's knife a swipe.
 

Give me the gift of a grip top sock: a

Give me the gift of a grip top sock:
a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock.
 

Girl gargoyle, guy

Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.
 

Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at

Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar.
 

Gertie"s great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie"s

Gertie"s great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie"s grammar.
 

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, FuzzyWuzzy wasn't very fuzzy... was he???
 

Friendly Frank flips fine

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.
 

Friendly Fleas and Fire

Friendly Fleas and Fire Flies
 

Freshly-fried flying

Freshly-fried flying fish.
 

Freshly fried fresh

Freshly fried fresh flesh.
 
 
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