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And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See"s

And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See"s saw
Before See sawed Soar"s seesaw,
See"s saw would not have sawed
Soar"s seesaw.
So See"s saw sawed Soar"s seesa
 

An Ape hates grape

An Ape hates grape cakes.
 

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts, with

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts,
with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
he thrusts his fist against the posts
and still insists he sees the ghosts.
 

Aly ate an apple after Adam ate an

Aly ate an apple after Adam ate an Ape
 

A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two

A tutor who tooted the flute, tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, 'Is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?'
 

A Tudor who tooted a flute tried to tutor

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
 

A tree toad loved a she-toad Who lived up

A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad"s heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-t
 

A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the

A skunk sat on a stump. The stump thought the skunk stunk. the skunk thought the stump stunk . What stunk the skunk or the stump?
 

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
 

A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see.

A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
 

A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place

A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place
where a plaice is pleased to be placed.
 

A noisy noise annoys an

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.
 

A lusty lady loved a lawyer and longed to

A lusty lady loved a lawyer
and longed to lure him from his laboratory.
 

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
 

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue, Said the

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue, Said the flea" Let us fly!", Said the fly "Let us flea!" So they flew through a flaw in the flue!
 

A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit

A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.
 

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits
 

A bloke's back bike brake block

A bloke's back bike brake block broke.
 

A bitter biting bittern Bit a better

A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I"m a bitter biter bit, alack!"
 

A big bug bit the little beetle but the little

A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back
 

A big black bug bit a big black bear. But where

A big black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?
 

A big black bug bit a big black bear,

A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.
 
 
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