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Tongue Twister SMS

The twain that in twining before in the twine,

The twain that in twining before in the twine,
As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;
Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,
He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.
 

The soldiers shouldered shooters on their

The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders.
 

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.
 

The sixth sick sheik"s sixth sheep"s

The sixth sick sheik"s sixth sheep"s sick.
 

The sheik's sixth sheep's

The sheik's sixth sheep's sick
 

The seething seas ceaseth and twiceth the

The seething seas ceaseth
and twiceth the seething seas sufficeth us.
 

The sawingest saw I ever saw saw was the

The sawingest saw I ever saw saw
was the saw I saw saw in Arkansas.
 

The owner of the inside inn was inside his

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his
inside outside his inside inn.
 

The ochre ogre ogled the

The ochre ogre ogled the poker.
 

The myth of Miss

The myth of Miss Muffet.
 

The Leith Police dismisseth

The Leith Police dismisseth us
 

The epitome of

The epitome of femininity.
 

The crow flew over the river with a lump

The crow flew over the river
with a lump of raw liver.
 

The boot black bought the black boot

The boot black bought the black boot back.
 

The blue bluebird

The blue bluebird blinks.
 

Thank the other three brothers of their

Thank the other three brothers of their father's mother's brother's side.
 

Swan swam over the sea, Swim, swan,

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan
 

Susan shineth shoes and socks; socks and

Susan shineth shoes and socks;
socks and shoes shines Susan.
She ceased shining shoes and socks,
for shoes and socks shock Susan.
 

Sure the ship's shipshape,

Sure the ship's shipshape, sir.
 

Sure the ship"s shipshape,

Sure the ship"s shipshape, sir.
 

Sunshine City Sunshine City Sunshine City

Sunshine City Sunshine City Sunshine City Sunshine City Sunshine City
 

Sue sells sea shells by the sea

Sue sells sea shells by the sea shore
 
 
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