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Tongue Twister SMS

Suddenly swerving, seven small swans Swam

Suddenly swerving, seven small swans
Swam silently southward,
Seeing six swift sailboats
Sailing sedately seaward.
 

Success to the successful

Success to the successful thistle-sifter!
 

Strict strong stringy Stephen Stretch

Strict strong stringy Stephen Stretch
slickly snared six sickly silky snakes.
 

Strange strategic

Strange strategic statistics.
 

Stop scratching Scott's skis.. Stop

Stop scratching Scott's skis.. Stop scratching Scott's skis... Stop scratching Scott's skis... Stop scratching Scott's skis...
 

So she bought a bit of butter, better

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.
 

Smashed shrimp

Smashed shrimp chips
 

Sly Sam slurps Sally's

Sly Sam slurps Sally's soup.
 

Sixish.

Sixish.
 

Six twin screwed steel steam

Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.
 

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.
 

Six sticky sucker

Six sticky sucker sticks.
 

Six small slick

Six small slick seals.
 

Six slippery snails, slid slowly

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.
 

Six silver swans swam silently seaward to see

Six silver swans swam silently seaward to see sue sell sea shells by the sea shore
 

Six sick snakes sit by the

Six sick snakes sit by the sea
 

Six sick slick slim sycamore

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.
 

Six short slow

Six short slow shepherds.
 

Six shimmering sharks sharply striking

Six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.
 

Six sharp smart

Six sharp smart sharks.
 

Sister Susie sew suits for the

Sister Susie sew suits for the soldiers.
 

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed.
 
 
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