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Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn"t sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed.
 

Silly Sally slid down a slippery

Silly Sally slid down a slippery slide
 

Silly Sally sings songs sweetly while sitting on

Silly Sally sings songs sweetly while sitting on the steaming sidewalk when the sizzling summer sun was shining.
 

Silly Sally sells shiny sea shells at the sea

Silly Sally sells shiny sea shells at the sea shore..
 

Shy Shelly says she shall sew

Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.
 

Shredded Swiss

Shredded Swiss chesse.
 

Shelter for six sick scenic

Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers.
 

Sheila's soldier's shoulders

Sheila's soldier's shoulders smolder.
 

She stood on the balcony inexplicably

She stood on the balcony
inexplicably mimicing him hiccupping,
and amicably welcoming him home.
 

She sits and shines and shines and sits and sits

She sits and shines and shines and sits and sits and shines.
 

She sifted thistles through her

She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.
 

She shuts the Shop Shutters So the Shopping

She shuts the Shop Shutters So the Shopping Shoppers can't Shop.
 

She sells seashells by the

She sells seashells by the seashore.
 

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,

SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,
BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,
ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
 

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I"m sure she sells seashore shells.
 

Selfish

Selfish shellfish.
 

Say this sharply, say this sweetly, Say

Say this sharply, say this sweetly,
Say this shortly, say this softly.
Say this sixteen times in succession.
 

Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet, All she

Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet,
All she does is sits and shifts,
All she does is sits and shifts.
 

Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of

Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes
as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.
 

Sam's shop stocks short spotted

Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.
 

Sam"s shop stocks short spotted

Sam"s shop stocks short spotted socks.
 

Ruby Rugby's brother bought and brought her

Ruby Rugby's brother bought and brought her
back some rubber baby-buggy bumpers.
 
 
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