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Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that! |
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! |
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Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox! |
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You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? |
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You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you! |
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You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming |
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Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard. |
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Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me. |
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U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya! |
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There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it! |
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There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another? |
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Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board. |
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My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast. |
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My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it. |
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ive lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me tonight? |
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is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ? |
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Is it hot in here or is it you? |
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im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock |
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If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours |
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if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me |
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if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together |
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I'm not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock! |
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