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Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on

Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that!
 

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
 

Your daddy must have been a hunter because

Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!
 

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
 

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
 

You are so hot, its girls like you that are the

You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming
 

Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure

Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.
 

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay

Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
 

U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u

U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya!
 

There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill

There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!
 

There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like

There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?
 

Put your crash helmet on, you're going

Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.
 

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!
Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.
 

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
 

Ive lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep

ive lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me tonight?
 

Is youre father a robber ? well who stole the

is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?
 

Is it hot in here or is it

Is it hot in here or is it you?
 

Im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur

im no fred flintstone but i'll make ur bedrock
 

If its cash your after drop your drawers and the

If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours
 

If i said u had a hot body would u hold it

if i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me
 

If i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u

if i cood re arrange da alphabet i wood put u and i together
 

I'm not Fred Flintstone but i can make your

I'm not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock!
 
 
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