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Qasad peyaam-e-shoq ko itna na kar taweel,,,

Qasad peyaam-e-shoq ko itna na kar taweel,,,
kehna...faqat un se k ankheen tars gain...
 

Pyar to ek bahana hai ank mile na mile

Pyar to ek bahana hai
ank mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai
yehi style hai sub ASHIQON ka
kya karen yar RaJ KAPUR ka nahi
IMRAN HashMI ka Zamana hai
 

Pyar mein dard hi dard kyun hain is

pyar mein dard hi dard kyun hain
is khushi mein chupa gam kyun hain.
hamesha kiya tha intzaar pyar ka maine
o ye aankhen nam kyun hain.....
 

Pyar main geernay par mujhe haath tu diya

Pyar main geernay par mujhe haath tu diya magar.....woh haath hi kia jis main sahara na hoo...
 

Pyar kise naal paake, usnu kade shadna nahi,

Pyar kise naal paake, usnu kade shadna nahi, bhawein katra-2 hoje jism da, phir v dil chon usnu kadna nahi
 

Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,Shadi

Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.Hum se Dosti karane wale, SMS expert ho jate hai
 

Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya

Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen.. Dhanyavad
 

Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor

Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!
 

Plz Fill in the blanks soon with"Haan"

Plz Fill in the blanks soon with"Haan" or"Nahi"

1: ____ me insan nahi hon.

2: ____ me he chor hon.

3: ____ mera koi elaaj nahi.

4:______me he pagal hon.
 

Phoolon ki mehak ko churaya nahi jata,,,

phoolon ki mehak ko churaya nahi jata,,,
suraj ki kirnoon ko chupaya nahi jata,,,
kitni b dooriyan ho dosti main,,,
ap jiase dost ko bhulaya nahi jata..........
 

Phool khusbun ke liye,, pyar nibane ke liye,,

phool khusbun ke liye,, pyar nibane ke liye,, aur ye sms apni yad dhilane ke liye
 

Phool hai gulaab ka husn hai janaab ka

Phool hai gulaab ka
husn hai janaab ka
Tasveer tairee mairay dil main hai
Phir faida kia is naqaab ka
 

Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar Chand

Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar
Chand bina.....Chandni bekaar
Pyar bina.....Zindagi bekaar
Mere SMS bina.....Tumhara MOBILE bekaar!!!!!
 

Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar

Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de,Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de, Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...
 

Pholoon ki har kiran mahak de aap ko

pholoon ki har kiran mahak de aap ko
suraj ki har kiran roshni de aap ko
hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi aap ko
dene wala khuda har kushi de aap ko.
 

PHER NA SIMTEY GI AGAR DOSTI BIKHAR JYE GI

PHER NA SIMTEY GI AGAR DOSTI BIKHAR JYE GI
ZINDAGI ZULF NAHAIN JO SANWAR JYE GI
JO KHUSHI DE TUMKO THAM LO DAMAN USKA
ZINDAGI RO KER NAHAN HANAS KER GUZAR JYE GI
 

Pathar ki is duniya me aksar kwab toot jaya

Pathar ki is duniya me aksar kwab toot jaya karate hain.Palako bhi sambhal ke band karana..palako ke peechhe sapane bhi toot jaaya karate hain.
 

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
 

Pal pal tarse jis pal ke liye, wo pal aya

Pal pal tarse jis pal ke liye,
wo pal aya bhi to kuch pal ke liye,
socha tha usse zindagi ka ek haseen pal bana lenge,
lekin...MOHSan wo pal ruka bhi to ek pal ke liye...
 

Pal pal intahan leti hai jindagi roj naye sadme

pal pal intahan leti hai jindagi roj naye sadme bhi deti hai jindagi
fir bhi hum jindagi se sikwa kare kaise aap jaise log bhi to deti hai jindagi
 

Our FRIENDSHIP is not like NIKE- just do it, not

Our FRIENDSHIP is not like NIKE- just do it, not like PEPSI- yeh dil mange more,not like WILLS- made 4 each other , But like LIC- zindagi k sath bhi , zindagi ke baad bhi!
 

Ose kehna mujhey tanhion main dar sa lagta hai,

ose kehna mujhey tanhion main dar sa lagta hai, tumjhey jab soochta hoon dil main ek khanjar sa lagta hai,main aksar tare khiyalon main gum sa rehta hoon, nikal aayon tu yeh mahool kuch binjar sa lagta hai
 
 
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