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MERA DIL THOR K KIHTA HY K MUSKURAO HUM

MERA DIL THOR K KIHTA HY K MUSKURAO
HUM HAS DIEYA AKHIR SWAL US KI KUSHI KA THA
MEN NY KHOYA WO JO MER THA HI NAI
OR US KHOYA WO JO SIRIF USI KA THA
 

Maut sat bi humey pyar ha aor tum per bi atebhar

Maut sat bi humey pyar ha aor tum per bi atebhar ha daktay hain paylay kon hata ha humey dhoono ka intazar ha,,,
 

Mat Dekh k Koi Shakhs Gunehgaar hey kitna,

Mat Dekh k Koi Shakhs Gunehgaar hey kitna,
yeh Dekh k tere Saath Wafa daar hey kitna,
yeh mat sooch k usay kuch logon sey nafrat bhi hey ,
yeh sooch k ussay tujh sey Pyaar hey kitna
 

Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile, ye

Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile,
ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
SMS karne ke koshesh mat karna MERE dost,
maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile
 

Marne par hame jannat mile na mile, ye hawa ye

marne par hame jannat mile na mile, ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile SMS karne me kasar mat kar mere dost pata nahi upar jakar network mile na mile.
 

Marne par hamain janat mile na mile Yeh

Marne par hamain janat mile na mile
Yeh hawa,yeh fiza mile na mile
sms karne main koi kasar na chorna mere dost
kia pata upar mobile mile na mile.
 

Manzalain be os ki thin, Rasta be os ka tha, Ek

Manzalain be os ki thin, Rasta be os ka tha, Ek main Akaila tha, Kafaila be os ka tha, Saath Saath chalne ki soch be os ki thi, Phir rasta badalne ka faisla be os ka tha, Aaj keu akaila hon, Dil yeh Sawal karta hai, Log to os k thay, KIA KHUDA BE OS KA TH
 

Mangta hoon to deti nahi jawab meri baat

mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka
 

Mana Yeh waqt muje yaad karne wala nahin,par

Mana Yeh waqt muje yaad karne wala nahin,par bewaqt hee yaad karliya karein,mana k app k aas paas sari dunya hay,kabhi mere kami ka mehsus karliya karein
 

Mana ke teri nazron ke kabil nahi hain hum, un

Mana ke teri nazron ke kabil nahi hain hum, un se push ke dekho, jin ko hasil nahi hain hum.
 

Man: Kiss Karun? Gal: Lipstick kharab

Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal: Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don't say loose motions hai.
 

MAIN USS KO QIYOUN BURA THAHRAUN IRFAN???

MAIN USS KO QIYOUN BURA THAHRAUN IRFAN???
wo acha tha faqat mera na tha
 

Main barshoon main juda ho giya hoon us se

Main barshoon main juda ho giya hoon us se magar,,,
yeh mera dil meri saansen hain amanatean us ki....
 

Machar aur makhi ki hogai shadi Pehli hi

Machar aur makhi ki hogai shadi
Pehli hi raat main ho gai barbadi
machar ki to qismat hi khoti thi
makhi morteen laga k soti thi.
 

Love kho to do lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to

Love kho to do lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sager, dubo to zindagi, kro to asan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf tum.
 

Log mil jaty hain kahani ban kar dil main utar

log mil jaty hain kahani ban kar dil main utar jaty hain nishani ban kar
jinain hum rakhty hain apni ankhun k samny phir q nikal jaty hain wo pani ban kar
 

Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo, ke hussan

Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo, ke hussan sar pe sawar ho jaaye, hum kehte hai ke ishq itna karo, ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye
 

Log kahte hain ki hame aadat hain muskurane

Log kahte hain ki hame aadat hain muskurane ki,
Vo kya jane, Ye bhi ek ada hain gam chhupane ki
 

Log apna banake chod dete hai. Rishta

Log apna banake chod dete hai.
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..
Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.
Log to dil bhi tod dete hai
 

Leave Something For Someone,....Never Leave

Leave Something For Someone,....Never Leave Someone For Something,....Bcoz,in Life,Something will Leave u But Someone will Never Leave u...
 

Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko

Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
 

Laher aati hai, Kinare se palat jati hai, yaad

Laher aati hai, Kinare se palat jati hai, yaad aati hai, dil main simat jati hai. dono main farak sirf itna hai, lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt atti hai!
 
 
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