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Kin khaboon ki oranain than bhathi ho wo

kin khaboon ki oranain than bhathi ho
wo to her shub aisay kitnay khuab bunta ha
 

Khushiyun se naraz hay mere zindagi,Pyaar ki

Khushiyun se naraz hay mere zindagi,Pyaar ki mohtaj hay meri zindagi,hans leta hun logo ko dikhane k liay,warna dard ki kitab hay mere zindagi
 

Khushi ko dhudne se gam milta hai, ye gam

Khushi ko dhudne se gam milta hai,
ye gam zindagi mein hardam milta hai,
jo dil ke saare dard baant le,
aise dost zindagi mein kam milte hai!
 

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha
 

Khamoshiyaan teri mujh se baat karti hai,

Khamoshiyaan teri mujh se baat karti hai,
Tera har dard samajhti hai,
Pata hai majboor tu bhi aur me bhi,
Phir bhi aankhe didaar ko tarasti hai
 

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai
 

Kashti chali samandar main mil jai ga kinara,,,

Kashti chali samandar main mil jai ga kinara,,, IsSMS se poch lena Aap k bina kiya haal hai humara??? Hum aap ko itna yaad kerte hain jitna aap hame yaad kerte hain.Firq sirf itna hai keh hum yaad kerke SMS kerte hain aap SMS perh ker yaad kerte hain.
 

Kash tumhae chehre pe chicken pox ke daag hote,

Kash tumhae chehre pe chicken pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chehre pe chicken pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi sitaare bi saath hothe
 

Karm karo ya sitm karo hum gilla nahin

karm karo ya sitm karo hum gilla nahin karte.magar hum jaisa log dubara milla nahin karte.mila do hak mein hum ko magar itna khayal karna. hum jaisa log dubara milla nahin karte
 

Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta, jisko

Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta
 

Kal shub balti main tumhara aqas dekha, aur phir

Kal shub balti main tumhara aqas dekha, aur phir balti ko hala hala ke tumhara raks dekha
 

Kal ho na ho... Aaj tu hai... Aaj ho

kal ho na ho...
Aaj tu hai...
Aaj ho na ho...
Ya pel tu hay...
Ya pel ho na ho...
Hum tu hia...
Hum ho na ho...
Humari dosti tu hai
 

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
 

Kabristhan ke cahaukidar ke kabar pe baite hue

Kabristhan ke cahaukidar ke kabar pe baite hue kutte ki gale ke pat mein chupe hue virus ki sar ke baal ke andar ki bacteria ki kasam tusse!!! Great !!! ho!!!
 

Kabi yoon be aa mari ankh main kay mary nazar ko

kabi yoon be aa mari ankh main kay mary nazar ko khabar na ho
mujay ak raat nawaz day magar ais kay bad sahar(suba) na ho
 

Kabhi zindagi say gila kar kay roy, kabhi moat

kabhi zindagi say gila kar kay roy, kabhi moat ki hum dua kar kay roy ,
ajb silsily hain ye nizam-e-muhabat kay, kay ada kar kay bhi roy kaza kar kay bhi roy.
 

Kabhi ki hogi Suraj ne Chand se Mohabbat,

Kabhi ki hogi Suraj ne Chand se Mohabbat,
Tabhi to Chand me Dag hai,
Mumkin hai ki Chand se hui hogi bewafai,
 

Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt

Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.
 

Kabhi Hasaney Ki Kabhi Rolaney Kii Achii

Kabhi Hasaney Ki Kabhi Rolaney Kii
Achii Aadat Hai Yeh Zamaney Kii
Merey Is Dil Ko To Rona Bhi Nahi Aata
Tumhi Koi Surat Karo Isey Rulaney Kii
 

Kab kon kisi ks hota hai sab jhotey

kab kon kisi ks hota hai
sab jhotey rishtey natey hein
sab dil rakhney ki batein hein
sab asli roop chupatey hein
ikhlas say khali loog yahaan
lafzoon k teer chalatey hein
ik bar nigahoon mein aa kur
phir sari umer rulatey hein
 

Kaash main SMS hota, aik click main

kaash main SMS hota,
aik click main tuharay paas hota,
chahay tum delete kertay ,
do pal ka tu ssath hota.......!!!!
 

Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik mein tumhare paas

Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik mein tumhare paas hote, Bhale tum Hame delete kar dete, par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhare ehsas to hote...!
 
 
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