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Judai apki rulati rahegi, yaad apki aati

Judai apki rulati rahegi,
yaad apki aati rahegi,
pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi.
 

Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely,smart ,cute,

Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely,smart ,cute, sweat,intelligent
good looking,pyara...... nahi hai to kia hua jis ne bheja hai wo to hai na.....
 

Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre BV ke, TV chale

Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre BV ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se, cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, Beghar hue JANAAB.
 

Jitna tum ko chaaha tha hum nay... Utnaa

Jitna tum ko chaaha tha hum nay...
Utnaa kisi ko chaah na sakay...
Socha tha bhool jaaingay kabhi na kabhi...
Lekin najaanay kyoun bhulaa na sakay....
Honton nay to chupa liye armaan dil ke....
Lekin ankhon say chupa na sakay....
 

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi,
dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalim,
bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi
 

Jis samt bhi dakhoon lagta hai k tum ho.aye

jis samt bhi dakhoon lagta hai k tum ho.aye jan-e-jahan yeh koi tum sa hai k tum ho.aye jan-e-faraz itni bhi toufiq kisse thi.humein gham-e-hasti bhi gawara hai k tum ho
 

Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna

Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya
 

Jis din se juda vo humse hue is dil ne

Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya
 

Jeena chahta hun magar zindagi raaz nahin ati,

Jeena chahta hun magar zindagi raaz nahin ati, marna chahta hun magar maut paas nahin ati,Bohat udaas hun mein is zindagi se,app ki yadein bhi to tarpane se baaz nahin ati.
 

Jane kiya mujhse zamana chahta hai? Mera

Jane kiya mujhse zamana chahta hai?
Mera dil torr k mujhe hasana chahta hai,
jane kiya baat jhalkti hai mere chehray se?
k her shaks mujhe aazmana chahta hai.....?
 

Jane kis baat ki mujhko saja deta hai,

Jane kis baat ki mujhko saja deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai,
ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai
 

Janaza mera uth raha tha, Phir bhi takleef

Janaza mera uth raha tha,
Phir bhi takleef thi unko aane mein,
Bewafa ghar mein baithe puch rahe the,
aur kitni der hai lejane mein..
 

JAB TUM AO GAY MUJY KHOYA HUA PAO GAY MARI

JAB TUM AO GAY MUJY KHOYA HUA PAO GAY
MARI TANHAI MAIN KHAWABUN K SIWA KUCH NI
 

Jab t.v acha nan lage ghar wale ache nan lagain

jab t.v acha nan lage ghar wale ache nan lagain sweet girls achi naan lagain yahan tak k mun pasand khana acha nan lagay tu ... tu kia ???"washroom jao yaar pait main garbar hai
 

Jab kabhe moosam main khushboo bikhar

jab kabhe moosam main khushboo bikhar jaay...
jab chandni main raat nikhar ja'ay......
jab kabhi baywaja yeh dharkan machal ja'ay.....
tu samaj layna humnay app ko yaad kiya!!!
 

Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya hota hain to

Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya hota hain to unhone kaha, Bandh aankhon mein jo apna hota hain khuli aankhon mein wohi sapna hota hain
 

Jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, hum ko

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
 

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nighaho se tab ham

jab dekha unhone tirchi nighaho se tab ham madhosh ho gayee,,,,, par jab pata chala ki nazre hi tedi hai to ham behosh ho gaye.
 

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
 

Jab aap hanstay hain to lagta hai k insaan kabhi

Jab aap hanstay hain to lagta hai k insaan kabhi bandar thaa! Aray aap to naaraaz hee ho gaey... jab aap naraz hotay hain to lagta hai k insaan aaj bhee bandar hai.! ha ha ha!
 

Jaane Kab Tak Teri Tasveer Nigahon Mein Rahi

Jaane Kab Tak Teri Tasveer Nigahon Mein Rahi
Hogayi Raat Teray Aks Ko Taktay Taktay
Maine Phir Tere tassavur Ke Kissi Lamhe Mein
Terii Tasveer Pe Lab Rakh Diye Aahista se
 

Itna toota hoon ki chhoone se bikhar

itna toota hoon ki chhoone se bikhar jaooanga
ab agar aur dua dogi to mar jauanga
 
 
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