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Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office

Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
 

Dosti ki tadap ko dikhlaya nahi jaata, Dil

Dosti ki tadap ko dikhlaya nahi jaata,
Dil main lagi aag ko bujhaya nahi jaata,
Chahe kitni bhi doori ho dosti main,
Aap jaise dost ko bhulaya nahi jaata.
 

Dosti hoti ha dil-e-raz batana ka lia hmm

dosti hoti ha dil-e-raz batana ka lia
hmm apni hasti mitada aap ko hasana ka lia
milna ki to fursat nahi hama
sms karta ha apni yad dilana ka lia
 

DOsti gunah hai to hone na dena Dosti Khuda

DOsti gunah hai to hone na dena Dosti Khuda hai to khone na dena karte ho dosti jab kisi se to us Dost ko kabhi rone na dena
 

Dost, dost nahi dil ki dua hota hai,Mehsoos tab

Dost, dost nahi dil ki dua hota hai,Mehsoos tab hota hai jab woh juda hota hai,Bina dost jeena saza hota hai,aur ager dost aap jaisa ho to jeene ka Maza hota hai...
 

Donon jahan teri mohabbat mein har ke woh

donon jahan teri mohabbat mein har ke
woh ja raha hai koi shab gham guzar ke
weeran hai mae-kada khum-o-sagar udas hain
tum kiya gaye ke rooth gaye din bahar ke
ik fursat gunah mili woh bhi char din
dekhe hain hum ne hausle parwardigar ke
dunya ne t
 

Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka

Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
 

Do you know the Meaning of SMS? Sort

Do you know the Meaning of SMS?
Sort Message Service!...Nahi yaar SMS means..
Some Money Send!!
So, Jab chahe mere Mb no or A/C no. per SMS kar dena, Sharmana ya Gabrana mat!! By the way +8800177037355 ya mera Mb no, A/C no bhi do kya?!!
 

Din raat Maah-o-saal se aagay nahi gaye, Hum to

Din raat Maah-o-saal se aagay nahi gaye, Hum to tere khayal se aagay nahi gaye, Logoon ne roz hii kuch naya manga Khuda se, Hum tere sawal se aagay nahi gaye.....
 

Dil todna hamari aadat nahi,Dil hum kisi ka

Dil todna hamari aadat nahi,Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi.Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe,Dil me basa ke hum kisi ko Bhulate nahi.
 

Dil or Ankh! Dil ne kaha Ankh

Dil or Ankh!

Dil ne kaha Ankh se..
dekha kro kam,
dekhte ho tum ,
tarptey hen ham!
Ankh ne kaha dil se..
socha kro kam,
sochte ho tum,
baraste hen ham!
 

Dil mein tumhari tasveer,Aankhon mein aasoono ke

Dil mein tumhari tasveer,Aankhon mein aasoono ke mele hai.,Tumhe kya battain,Tum bin kitne akele hain.
 

DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein

DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!! Jab tumhe bhi Tanhai mehsus ho to yaha chale aana.. Tumhare liye pagal khane se gaadi bhijwa rakhi hai....!
 

Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore

Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai.
 

Dil me basa hai pyar tera, Ankhon mein basi hai

Dil me basa hai pyar tera, Ankhon mein basi hai tasveer teri, jab bhi aati hai yaad teri, Hum dekhte hai TOM & JERRY.
 

Dil main ajeeb sa shor ho raha hai, bin

Dil main ajeeb sa shor ho raha hai,
bin sms dil bohat bor ho raha hai,
kahen aesa tu nihin ke pyara sa dost hum se dur ho raha hai
 

Dil mai intezaar ki lahar choor jai ge,

dil mai intezaar ki lahar choor jai ge,
aankho mai yaado ki nami choor jaae ge,
dhondte phiro ge hum ko 1 din,
zindage mai 1 dost ki kame choor jae ge
 

Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai, jhuki

Dil ki awaaz ko izhaar kehte hai,
jhuki nigah ko ikarar kehte hai
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi.
kuch khone ko bhi pyaar kehte hai.
 

Dil ke dard ko Dil Todne wale kya jane,

Dil ke dard ko Dil Todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke riwazo ko yeh zamanna kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni Taklif kabar me,
wo upar se Phool rakhne wala kya jane.
 

Dil k rishtye ka koi naam nhi hota..maana k is

dil k rishtye ka koi naam nhi hota..maana k is ka koi anjam nahi hota...ager nibhanye ki chahat ho dono taraf..tamam umer koi rishta nakam nhi hota
 

Dil k rishtay bhi kitnay ajeeb hotay hain,

Dil k rishtay bhi kitnay ajeeb hotay hain,
Door reh ker bhi kitnay kareeb hotay hain,
Jin logon ko un k chahnay waalay mil jaatay hain,
Wo log kitnay khush naseeb hotay hain.
 

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!
 
 
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