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Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,

Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..
 

Arz kiya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa

Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi
 

Arz Hai: Unki yaad me hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar

Arz Hai: Unki yaad me hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye! Aur vo itne bewafa nikle ki naha ke chal diye
 

Apni wo mulakat kuch adhuri si lagi. saath

Apni wo mulakat kuch adhuri si lagi.
saath hoke bhi thodi doori si lagi
hothon pe hasi ankhon me majburi si lagi
mere dost pahle baar kisi ki dosti khoobsorat si lagi.
 

Apne inbox ko hamesha saja ke rakhna,Sabke SMS

Apne inbox ko hamesha saja ke rakhna,Sabke SMS zara hata kar rakhna.... Kabhi bhi aa sakta hai hamara SMS,Inbox mein jagah banakar rakhna....
 

Apne dil ki sun,Afwahoon se kaam na le,

Apne dil ki sun,Afwahoon se kaam na le,
Mujhe yaad rakh beshak mera naam na le,
Yeh tera veham hai k bhoola hoon tumhain,
Meri koi saans aisi nahi jo tera naam na le......
 

Apne Dil ki sun, Afwahoon se kaam na le,

Apne Dil ki sun, Afwahoon se kaam na le,
Mujhe yaad rakh,beshak mera naam na le,
Yeh tera veham hai k bhoola hoon tujhe,
Meri koi sans aisi nahi jo tera naam na le.......
 

Annkhon main aanshu hain phir bhi hum muskurate

Annkhon main aanshu hain phir bhi hum muskurate hain,
Sadaa khus hain hum ye ehsaas unhain kraate hain...
Wo kya jaane ki rote-rote muskurana kya hota hai,
Laakhon gam hote hain dil main phir bhi chehra muskura raha hota hai..
Is hansi pe na jaana e
 

Ankhoon Sy Meri Es Liay Lali Nahi Jati

Ankhoon Sy Meri Es Liay Lali Nahi Jati
*Yadoon Sy Koi Raat Jo Khali Nahi Jati
*Hamra Teray Phol Khelati Thi Jo Dil Main
*Ab Sham Wohi Dard Sy Khali Nahi Jati
*Hum Jan Sy Jain Gy Tabhi Baat Banay Gi
*Tum Sy To Koi Rah Nikali Nahi
 

Ankhon se mere iss liye lali naheen jaati,

Ankhon se mere iss liye lali naheen jaati,
Yadon se koi rat jo khali naheen jati,
Aye koi aa kar mere dard sambhale,
Hum se to yeh jan sambhali naheen jati,
Hamra tere phool khilati thi jo dil main,
Absham wohi dard se khli naheen jati
 

Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi, Dil me

Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi,
Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi,
bus yehi gila hai tumse dost,
tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi..
 

Ankhon mai khushi ,lubon pe hunsi,gum ka kabi bi

Ankhon mai khushi ,lubon pe hunsi,gum ka kabi bi nam na ho,aap ko jahan ki sub khushian milain,in khushiyon ki kabi shaam na ho.
 

Ankho me armaan diya karte hai hum. Sabki

Ankho me armaan diya karte hai hum.
Sabki neend chra liya karte hai hum.
Ab se jab jab aapki palke japhkengi.
Samajh lena tab tab aapko yaad kiya karte hai hum
 

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
 

ALLAH, aapko TATA ka status, AMBANI ki daulat,

ALLAH, aapko TATA ka status, AMBANI ki daulat, VAJPAYEE ka dhiraj,LADEN ki himmat, BUSH ki taqat, aur BILLGATE ki income de, AMEEN
 

Akash ke taron main khoya hai jahan sara, lugta

Akash ke taron main khoya hai jahan sara, lugta hai pyara ik ik tara,in taron main sub se pyara hai ik sitara, jo is waqt per raha hai sms hamara.
 

Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan sara,lagta

akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan sara,lagta hai pyar ek ek taara, in taaron mein sabse pyar hai ek sitara jo is waqt par raha hai sms humara
 

Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan

Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara,Lagta hai pyara ek ek taara.Un taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara,Jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara....
 

Ajj Kal Ki Larkia Apna Husan Par Naz Karti Hai

Ajj Kal Ki Larkia Apna Husan Par Naz Karti Hai Urdu Theek Tarha Sa Ati Nahi Fhi Bhi English Mian Mobile Pa Bat Karti Hai
 

Ajeeb si kashish hai app me ki hum aap ke khaylo

Ajeeb si kashish hai app me ki hum aap ke khaylo me khoye rehte hai...
ye soch ke aap kwabo me aaye hum din me bhi saye rehte hai...
 

Ajab aarzoo anokhi talab hai, tujhee se tujh ko

Ajab aarzoo anokhi talab hai, tujhee se tujh ko maangna chaahataa hoon
 

Aj ke baad na sms kerna, na koi call kerna, aur

Aj ke baad na sms kerna, na koi call kerna, aur na hi kisi kism ka rabta rakhna, aur milne ki to koshesh bi na kerna, kiunke Dr ne muje meethi cheezon se door rehne ko kaha hai
 
 
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