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Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me

Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ... kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?
 

Agar tumari zindgi andairy main doobi hui

Agar tumari zindgi andairy main doobi hui hai
to mayoos mut hona aur Khuda se roshni ki dua mango
agar phir bi andaira door nahi hota to kanjoosi mut karo
aur apna bijli ka bill ja kar jamma karwa aao
 

Agar Hum Na hote to Gazal kaun Kehta?

Agar Hum Na hote to Gazal kaun Kehta?
Aapke Chehare ko kamal Kaun Kahata?
Yeto Karishma hai Mohabbat Ka,
Warna Patthar ki Divar ko Tajmahal kaun kahata
 

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai
 

Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,

Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar" nazar aata hai
 

Ae zindgi mujh se yeh daga na kar Mar jaon

Ae zindgi mujh se yeh daga na kar
Mar jaon us k bina yeh dua na kar
Koi dekhe bhi usey to hoti ha jalan
Ae hawa ab to b usey chua na kar.
 

Ae mere sms mere dost ke paas jaana agar wo so

Ae mere sms mere dost ke paas jaana agar wo so rahi ho to shor mat machana jab wo jaag jaye to dhere se muskurana aur kehna ".........
 

Ae barish jara tham ke baras, jab mera

Ae barish jara tham ke baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake
 

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.!
 

Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa

Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
 

Ab wo manzar na hi wo chehry nazer aty

ab wo manzar na hi wo chehry nazer aty hain.....
muj ko malum na tha k khawab bi mar jaty hai,,,,,
jany kis hal main hain hum k humain dekh kar....
sab ak pal k liye rukty hain guzer jaty hain....
 

Ab to yeh tammana hai k paa loon tujhe,

ab to yeh tammana hai k paa loon tujhe,
aur phir duniya se chura loon tujhe,
dekh paye na koi tujhe mere sewaa,
yun apne dil main chupa loon tujhe
 

Ab jo ehsas dilaya to milti hee nahin..ajnabi

Ab jo ehsas dilaya to milti hee nahin..ajnabi thi to harooz mila karti thi..Ab wo mere har baat k mayenay poochti hay..jo mere soch ki tehrer parha karti thi
 

Aay dost!!! Har subah teri muskurati

aay dost!!!
Har subah
teri muskurati rahe
har shaam
teri gungunati rahe
tu jise bhi mile
is tarahe se mile
ke har milne wale ko
teri yaad aati rahe...
 

Aasman me itne tare ho ki asma na dikhai

Aasman me itne tare ho ki
asma na dikhai de,
Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho,
ke gam na dikhai de,
HAVE A NICE DAY!
HOW R U?
 

Aashk Woh Bhi Girnay Lagay Hain Paigam Un

Aashk Woh Bhi Girnay Lagay Hain
Paigam Un K Bhi Anay Lagay Hain
Iqraar Kartay Hain Ab Mohabbat Ka Woh Bhi
Jab Duniya Choor Hum Jaanay Lagay Hain...
 

Aapko miss kiya ek heartbt miss ho gayi, Phir

Aapko miss kiya ek heartbt miss ho gayi, Phir miss kiya to yaad aaya ek kiss miss ho gayi, Socha ke ab miss na karu, To jana miss na kiya to samjho life miss ho gayi!
 

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!
 

Aap kya jano hum kitna yaad kerte hain, Mano ya

Aap kya jano hum kitna yaad kerte hain, Mano ya na mano her pal feryaad kerte hain, Roz hat likhtain hain cartoon network ko, aur aap ko play kerne ki mang kerte hain.
 

Aap ki yaad me sab kuch bhulaye baithe

Aap ki yaad me sab kuch bhulaye baithe hain,Chiraag khushiyon ke bujhaye baithe hain...Hum to marenge aap ki baahon mein,Yeh bhi maut se shart lagaye baithe hain...
 

Aap jaisa DOST hame kuch khas lagte hai, maam

Aap jaisa DOST hame kuch khas lagte hai, maam mein har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hain, jaane kab aajaye SMS aapka, isliye MOBILE ko hamesha DIL ke paas rakhte hain!
 

Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call

Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega,MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega....Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega...
 
 
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