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Urdu Hindi SMS

Aansu mein naa dhundhna hame,hum tumhe aankhon

aansu mein naa dhundhna hame,hum tumhe aankhon mein mil jaayenge,tamanna ho agar milne ki to band aankhon se bhi nazar aaenge.
 

Aaj tumharey liye dil main pyar, tum hi

aaj tumharey liye dil main pyar,
tum hi layi meri zindagi main bahar,
kabhi na hona mere dil se farar,
wishing u love BAAR-BAAR
 

Aaj raat theek 12 baje ke

Aaj raat theek 12 baje ke baad---------------------1 baje ga
 

Aaj mosam me kuch ajeeb c baat ha aaj

Aaj mosam me kuch ajeeb c baat ha
aaj bekabu c mere jazbat hain
ji chahta ha k tum ko chura loon tum se
magar papa kehta hain k chori karna buri baat ha
 

Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega,Nikla hai chand to

Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega,Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega.
Ae Mohabbat karne walo zara dekh ke Mohabbat karma ,Ek
Aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega..
 

Aaj k liye bass itna kaffi hai..., Per dil

Aaj k liye bass itna kaffi hai...,
Per dil main batain abhi bakki hain....,
Likhain gay phir sms@sms2pk jab time millay ga..
Pyar ka izhar bhi kerain gay jab kisi se Dil millay ga.......
 

A" ki biwi "B", "B" ki bhabhi "C", "C" ki beti

A" ki biwi "B", "B" ki bhabhi "C", "C" ki beti "V", "V" ke dada"G","G" ki biwi "K", "K" ki beti "T", to batao "A" Aur "T" ka kya rishta hai....
 

=Hi==friends= Jis ko bhi sms chaeiye wo is

=Hi==friends=
Jis ko bhi sms chaeiye wo is number par muje sms kar ke btaye (03337879134) phir mein us k lie bahut se sms send krunga.
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1) Nazro ka milna, (2) Sharmana, (3)

1) Nazro ka milna,
(2) Sharmana,
(3) Gabrana,
(4) Thori si Hasna,
(5) Phone no dayna,
(6) Miss Call,
(7) Sms,
(8) Calls,
(9) Milna,
(10) Proposal....
RESULT : DUS BAHANE KARKE LAGAYE DIL
 

1 larka tha dewana sa Mobile le ker chalta tha

1 larka tha dewana sa Mobile le ker chalta tha chore chore chupkey chupkey Mobile main kuch dekha karta tha jab bhi milta tha mujh se yeh hi poocha kerta tha ke yeh ON kesey hota hai ....?
 

1 ladki thi deewani si, doston pe woh

1 ladki thi deewani si,
doston pe woh marti thi!
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke TEXT likha karti thi,
kuch kehna tha shayed usko .........
lekin moblie bill se Darti
 

"Roz subha khud say aik waada kartay hain....

"Roz subha khud say aik waada kartay hain....
Tujhay iss dil say bhulanay ka irada kartay hain....
Apni he baat say mukkarr jatay hain maloom nahi kyoun....
Bheegti ankhon ko khuwab tornay keliye amaadah kartay hain...."
 

"RABTY HAD SE BHER JAIN TO GHUM AKSER MILTY

"RABTY HAD SE BHER JAIN TO GHUM AKSER MILTY HAIN"
"YAHE SOCH KER HUM LOGUN SE BOHOT KAM MILTY HAIN"
 

R my sweet sonu, to kya krun Nachun,

r my sweet sonu, to kya
krun Nachun,
ok !@#$%^^&*&*(()(**&^^%%$$#$#@#@@$#$%%^^&&**
(*((((*&&^%^%$$###@%^%^Ab hush ho....
 

Life ho to aisee Life ho to aisee, Monday

Life ho to aisee
Life ho to aisee, Monday ko dosti, Tuesday ko pyaar, Wednesday ko shadi, Thursday ko baarat, Friday ko fighting, saturday ko Talak, Sunday ko rest, Monday ko next
 

Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,

Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
Sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
Assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!
 

Zakhm itne gehre hain, Izhar kia karen,

Zakhm itne gehre hain, Izhar kia karen,
Hum khud nishana ban gaye, Var kia karen,
Mar gaye hum, magar khuli rahi aankhen,
Ab is se zyada, unka intezar kya karen....
 

Mujhko Udaas dekh kar, Zamane ne yeh Saawal

Mujhko Udaas dekh kar, Zamane ne yeh Saawal kiya,
Woh kaun Hai zalim, Jisne tera yeh haal kiya,
Maine kaha woh mohabbat hai, jo meri unke sath hai,
woh nikli bewafa bus itni si baat hai...
 

HAMARA HER LAMHA CHURA LIYA AAP NE,

HAMARA HER LAMHA CHURA LIYA AAP NE,
AANKHON KO EK CHAND DIKHA DIA AAP NE,
HAME ZINDAGI TOU DI KISI AOR NE,
PER PYAR ITNA DE KER JEENA SIKHA DIYA AAP NE.
 

Ek din hamare aansoo hum se pooch baithe,

Ek din hamare aansoo hum se pooch baithe,
hame roz roz kyu bulate ho?
Humne kaha, hum yaad unhe karte hai,
tum kyo chale ate ho?
 

Doori se pehle b ik doori hoti hai , zindgi mian

doori se pehle b ik doori hoti hai , zindgi mian her khahish kab puri hoti he , ap milte to sunate hal-e-dil apna , sms main to har baaat adhoori hoti hai....
 

Aj mosam main kuch ajeeb si baat hai,

Aj mosam main kuch ajeeb si baat hai,
Beqabu se mere jazbat hain,
ji chahta hai tum ko chura lain tumhi se,
par papa kehte hain keh chori karna buri baat hai!
 
 
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