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Wife SMS

Husband:if i Die will u ReMarry??

Husband:if i Die will u ReMarry??
wife:no'i will stay with my sister...
Wife:if i Die will u Re-marry???
Hus:i'll also stay with ur SISTER
 

Wife:honey,what r u looking 4? husband:

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing
wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
 

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes,
 

Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband:

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
 

Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure,

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
 

What is the difference between wife & saali?

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife i
 

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.
 

Never expect things to happen.. struggle

Never expect things to happen..
struggle and make them happen.
never expect yourself to be given a good value
create a value of your own.
 

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
 

A beggar- ';Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.

A beggar- ';Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
"Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai
 
 
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