Funny SMS


$M$ collection>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>‏ flirt and naughty sms messages


$M$ collection>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>‏

Definition of "wife": $omeone who"ll $tand by you through all the
which you wouldn"t have had if you had $tayed $ingle... :-)

Wat a married man $ay# after years of marriage:-
My marriage i$ made of Tru$t & Under$tanding,
$he doe$n"t Tru$t me & I dont Under$tand her.

dean - anybody caught going 2 ladie$ ho$tel will be fined r$.400 1$t
700 2nd time & 1000 3rd time. $tudent - how much 4 a $ea$on pa$$?

$hah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki $e Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Ka$am, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

1 - me$$age - received -
1 - cute - per$on - $ent - it -
1 - monkey - i$ - reading - it -
1 - monkey - i$ - angry -
1 - monkey - i$ - $till - reading -
1 - monkey - wil 4ward - di$ - m$g - to - anodr - monkey !

Unlike other$ your brain i$ a ma$ter piece,
It i$ divided in 2 part$ - left & right.
In left nothing i$ right, in right nothing i$ left.

why do monkey$ love banana.... -
oop$ i am $o $orry ........ - that$ your per$onal matter!

I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u"
Hey! Don"t get excited, I love other alphabet$ too...v, w, x, y, z !

I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
That"$ becau$e Meneka Gandhi $ay$ "Love Animal$" !

VERY ... Cute, Gorgeou$, Geniu$, Good-looking, Intelligent, One in
I think it$ enough abt ME, wht abut U....

The rain make$ all thing$ beautiful. The gra$$ & flower$ 2.
If rain make$ all thing$ beautiful why doe$n"t it rain on you?

to live a life v need brain$,reflexe$, luck,iq,knowledge
expre$$ion, perce ption,
n mental qualification. ....hat$ off to u,for managing without

Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
$tupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
$tupid Man + $tupid Woman = Marriage !

Dhirubhai from heaven : "Beta Muke$h kai$a chal raha hai apna
Muke$h: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik $e $unai nahi deta. call me on
my HUTCH mobile!"

Ikhtiyarre tabba$um ki lau ko tarranume numayi$h $e aghaa dena...
Jo i$ka matlab $amajh aaye to plea$e mujhe bhi bata dena.....

$incere Apology : If u dont like any of my $M$ n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont he$itate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.

What i$ a girl friend?
Addition of problem$, $ubtraction of money,
multiplication of enemie$ & division of friend$

doc chopra P$ychotherapi$t wanted the name board to be painted
infront of hi$ clinic ,
but our $ardar painted " Dr chopra P$ycho the rapi$t ".

When i open my eye$ every morning i pray to God
that everyone $hould have a friend like you....
Why should only i $uffer!!!

Ai$i do$ti hamari ki tu har rah,har dagar,har $afar mein mile.
Mar bhi jaun agar,tab bhi do$ti ki khatir,tu bagal wali kabar mein