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Flirt and Naughty SMS Messages

Abe khajur

Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!

 

Apno ke shurwat aap se hote hai

Phool ke shurwat kali se hote hai,
Zindage ke shurwat pyar se hote hai
Pyar ke shurwat apno se hote hai
Apno ke shurwat aap se hote hai

 

Dil ki mumtaj ho tum

Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum,
Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum,
Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum,
Taj nahin mere dil ki MUMTAJ ho tum.

 

Dilse karu to shayad aapko khusi hogi

Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi,
Har din karu to pareshani hogi,
Kabhi bhi na karu to kanjusi hogi,
Par dilse karu to shayad apko khusi hogi. Hui na??

 

Har miss ko kiss kiya

Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum hai jisne her kiss ko miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya.

 

Hum mind blowing hai

Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai

 

Hum to yuhin mar jayenge

Paathar kyon marti ho paahad par do,
Hum to yuhin mar jayenge ek baar aankh mar do.

 

Jiski mujko talaash hai

Nazar nazar mei har nazar mei
Ek nazar ki talaash hai,
Par yeh nazar woh nazar nahi
Jiski mujko talaash hai

 

Jo tum se shadi karey

Aaj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga
Mujh se shadi karlo, tum ko sawab ho ga
(Jo tum se shadi karey, wus ka dimaagh kharaab ho ga)

 

Kam se kam 1 missed call hee maar de

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

 

Khud apni saanson ko rok paoge kaise

Dur humse jaa paoge kaise,
Humko bhool paoge kaise,
Hum woh khushbu hai jo saanson mein utar jaye,
Khud apni saanson ko rok paoge kaise?

 

Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho

Ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Darwaze par kisi ki aahat se hue,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Ab tum he bataoo,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.

 

Mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya?

John: Hey bhagwan mujhe itna handsome kyun banaya, jhahan bhi jata hun ladkiya pareshan karti hai.

Bhajwan: Agar tu itna pareshan hai to (your name) kitna pareshan hoga.

 

Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye

Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye,
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye,
Taj na banaiye costly padega,
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye.

 

Woh hamare zindagi mein

Woh hamare zindagi mein,
Kuch is tara aaye,
Jaise hare bhare khate mein,
Moti bhains ghus aaye…

 

Yeh pagal tumhara deewana hai

Kaun kehta hai dil pagal hai
Pagalpan to sirf aik bahana hai
Aik bar hans kar muskura kar to dekho
Yeh pagal tumhara deewana hai

 

Mein tere pyar

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
 

Main hu yahan,

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
 

Tum har raat

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao.......
 

Tere pyar mein

tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
Tan Ki Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, BOURNVITA
 

Tum Door Sahi

Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk
Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.
 

Aap apni

Aap apni zindagi me itna aage jao...
Ki aap jahan bhi jao log aapse bas yahi kahein...
jao baba Aage jao.........................................
Aage jao............................................... .......
Change nahe hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
 
 
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