Funny SMS


 
 
  Categories  
 
 

--------

Miss You SMS Messages

Fanna ho jaye…

Mere sms ko tere inbox may pnaah mil jaye,
Jo reply na kare uska mobile fanaa ho jaye.

 

Fir se agli mulakat ka intzar karte hai

Har mulakat ko yaad hum karte hai
Kabhi chahat kabhi judai ki aah bharte hai
Yun to roj tumse sapno mein bat karte hai par
Fir se agli mulakat ka intzar karte hai.

 

Geeta ka gyan

Geeta ka gyan:

Mobile nirjiv hai,
Sim iski atma hai,
Sms woh gyan hai jo bantne se barta hai,
Isliye he prani, balance ki maya tyag kar nirantar sms kar.

 

Goli maar doooo…

Chahta hoo tujhe pyar du
Dost par apni jindagi waar du
Jab tera message nahi milta to
Dil karta hai tere DIL me goli maar doooo…

 

Graha ki shanti karen..

Panditji ne apke mobile ki raashi dekh kar bataya hai ki
Apke mobile pe kanjusi ki maha dasha mandra rahi hai.
Turant mujhe dher sare sms bhej ke graha ki shanti karen.. Dhanyavad

 

Har din ke baad raath ati hai

Har din ke baad raath ati hai,
Har mausam ke baad barsath ati hai,
Apne dil se puch kar bathana,
Kiya kabhie bhi hamari yaad nahi ati.

 

Har khusi aap ki baat kartay hai

Har khushi mai aap ki baat kartay hai
Ap salamat rehe ye faryad kartay hai
Ab ek sms mai kaise bataie ke
Hum ap ko kitna yaad kartay hain.

 

Har kisi ko nahi kartey hum msg

Har insan ki alag pehechan hoti hai
Magar hamary msg ki alag shan hoti hai
Har kisi ko nahi kartey hum msg
Magar jis ko kartey hain uss main hamari jaan hoti hai.

 

Har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh

Durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh!
Har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh!
Kaisa hai woh kis haal main hai woh!
Dil ka har sawal main rahta hai woh!

 

Har roj mulakat nai hoti

Chahane se har baat nahi hoti,
Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti…..
Jinhe hum jaan se jyada chahte hai,
Unse har roz mulakat nahi hoti…..

 

Har sagar ke do kinare hote hai

Har sagar ke do kinare hote hai,
Kuch log jaan se bhi pyare hote hai,
Ye zaruri nahi ke har koi pass ho,
Kyunki har subah mein yadoo,
Ke bhi sahare hote hai.

 

Hum ne yaad kiya hai

Jab kabhi mausam mein khushbu bikhar jae
Jab kabhi chandni mein raat nikhar jae
Jab kabhi bewajha hi dhadkan machal jae
To samjh lena k HUM NE YAAD KIYA HAI

 

Itne sweet nahi hain ki diabeties ho jaye

Mana hum itne sweet nahi hain ki diabeties ho jaye,
Nahe itne salty hai ki B.P badh jaye,
Nahe itne tasty hai ki maza ajaye,
Par itne kadwe bhi nahi ki yaad na aaye.

 

Itney KADWE bhee nahe ki yaad na aaye

Mana hum itney SWEET nahe hain ki diabeties ho jaye ,
Nahe itney SALTY hai ki B.P badh jaye ,
Nahe itney TASTY hai ki maza ajaye ,
Par itney KADWE bhee nahe ki yaad na aaye.

 

Izzat ka sawal hai

Kya hua?
Sms factory me hadtal hai?
Ya inbox kangal hai?
Ya fir balance ka aakal hai?
Agar nahi to kyun bura haal hai?
Sms karo izzat ka sawal hai

 

Kasam se hum aapko yaad karna chod dengey

Aap sei bichar ke maine ansoo bahai
Merey ansoo samunder main ghirey
Agar aap ko woh aansoo mil jaye to
Kasam se hum aapko yaad karna chod dengey

 

Khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?

Arz kiya hai….. Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?

 

Khone ka maza aur hai

Pane se khone ka maza aur hai,
Band aankho se dekhne ka maza kuch aur hai,
Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane gazal,
Teri yaado ke saath jine ka maza kuch aur hai.

 

Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim

Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya

 

Machchhar ki kasam

Purani haweli ke band pade kamre ki dhool bhari tasveer ke peeche lage jaale me fasi makdi ki poonchpar baithe machchhar ki kasam, I MISS U!

 

Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge

Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,
Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge,
Bas ek bar aasman ki taraf dekhna,
Mere sms sitaro par likhe nazar aenge.

 

Mera bina udas rehty ho

Bohut dur ho mager bahut pass rahty ho…
Aankhon se dur sahi…
Mager dil ka pass rehty ho…
Mujhe bas itna batao …
Kya tum bi mera bina udas rehty ho.

 
 
« Previous   1  2  3  4  5     Next » 
 
  Categories  
 
 
 
   
[netinsert=0.0.1.4.11.1]