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Miss You SMS Messages

Mere dost hi kanjus hogaye

A bhai! Itna sannata kyon hai?
Kitne der se sms ki ghanti nahi baji.
Yeh sare network fuse hogaye
Ya mere dost hi kanjus hogaye.

 

Meri aankhein na yu barsao

Bhigi raat hai geela chand baadlon me soya hai,
Main bheega hoon , kya baadal koi tum pe bhi aaj roya hai?
Saawan ka hai mausam, baadal hi tum barasne do,
Meri aankhein na yu barsao, ab aa jao.

 

Message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaya

Nashe se koi devdas ho gaya…
To koi paise se kangal ho gaya…
To koi pyaar me pagal ho gaya…
Mai to aap ko message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaya…

 

Miss u kehena

Ja mere sms ja mere sweet dost ke paas ja..
Dhire se jaana shor mat karna…
Busy ho to kuch mat kehna…
Free hoga to yaar se
Miss you kehena…..

 

Mobile connection band hai…

Kya ho gai khata hamse
Jo sms aana band hai,
Kya aap hamse naraj hai ya
Mobile connection band hai…

 

Mobile wale mein dam hai

Hum hum hain, tum tum ho
Na hum kam hain
Na tum kam ho
To kis bat ka gam hai
SMS bhejte raho,
Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai.

 

Mohtaj to nahi hum phir bhi

Kabhi jazbaat to kabhi yadoon ko dafan karte hai,
Kabhi aansu to kabhi dard piya karte hai.
Mohtaj to nahi hum phir bhi,
Aap ke email ka intezaar kiya karte hai.

 

Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai

Dinse raat hone ko aaai hai
Pata nahin ye kaisi judai hai
Parwah nahin karte wo apne dost ki
Na jane ye kaisi dosti nibhai hai

 

Nazre jhuka kar tu kanjusi bata dena

Sms na karke dil tod diya, mobile dafna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumaal udaa dena.
Koi puche rog kya tha to nazre jhuka kar tu kanjusi bata dena.

 

Phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta

Duniya mein koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta
Marne wale ke saath har koi nahi marta
Arey… Marne ki baat to door rahi
Yahan to zindgi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta

 

Sarson peeli na ho

Barsaat aaye aur zameen geeli na ho,
Dhoop nikley aur sarson peeli na ho,
Ye aap ne kaese soch liya ke,
Aap ki yaad aaye aur aap ke mobile per,
Hamara sms na ho.

 

SAWARG mein bangla banaoge ?

Kya leker aye the..?
Kya leker jaoge..?
Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge?
Itne paise bachaker kya…. SAWARG mein bangla banaoge ?

 

Shayad aapki kami mehsus hui.

Sooni zindagi main hulchul mehsus hui,
Bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui,
Jaane kyun aaj aisa laga,
Shayad aapki kami mehsus hui.

 

Sirf ek hichki se aapke dil ko hila sakte hain hum

Aap paas raho ya dur,
Dil se dil ki aawaz mila sakte hain hum.
Na khat ke na telephone ke mohtaz hain,
Sirf ek hichki se aapke dil ko hila sakte hain hum

 

SMS karna chhod do?

Rahul ke baap ne kaha, “Ghar chhod do”
Maa ne kaha, “Girlfriend chhod do”
Girlfriend ne kaha “Sarab chhod do”
But my dear friend tumse kisne kaha, “SMS karna chhod do?”

 

SMS kiya karo kanjoos

Dimag ke liye santra ka juice
Aankhon ke liye carrot ka juice
Sehat ke liye anar ka juice
Khush rehne ke liye SMS kiya karo kanjoos

 

Socha tha sapno mein mulaqat hogi

Aapki yaad aaye to dil kya kare,
yaad dil se na jaye to dil kya kare,
socha tha sapno mein mulaqat hogi,
magar neend hi na aaye to hum kya karen

 

Sochte rahe jaroor koi gam hai

Rah rah ke apki yaad aati rahi,
Sms na aane ki wajjah satati rahi,
Sochte rahe jaroor koi gam hai,
Ya ab apke dil me hamare liye jagah kam hai.

 

Tere milne ka intzar karte hai

Yun palke bicha kar tera intzaar karte hai,
Yeh wo gunah hai jo hum baar baar karte hai,
Jalakar hasrat ki rah par chirag,
Hum subah aur sham tere milne ka intezar karte hai.

 

Tere sang muskurane ki

Hakikat na puchh mere fasane ki
Tere jate hi badal gayi hai nazar zamane ki
Log puchhte hain main khush nahi
Kya karun meri to aadat thi
Tere sang muskurane ki

 

Teri her baat per aitbaar karenge

Qayamat tak tujahy yaad karenge,
Teri her baat per aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahain gay,
Par phir bhi teray SMS ka intzaar karenge

 

Tu dil ke aur kareeb aane laga…

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki AE DOST!
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga.

 
 
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