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Miss You SMS Messages

Tu kitna chillar bachayega?

Kya lekar aaya the?
Kya lekar jaayega?
Mujhe sms na karke zalim,
Tu kitna chillar bachayega?

 

Tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai

 

Tumhari kami si thi

Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
Muskura rahe they hum,
Par aankho mein nami si thi,
Saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
Par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi.

“Miss U a lot

 

Tumhari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumhari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

 

Turant 21 sms ka yagna karvao

Mobile pe kanjusi ki mahadasha mandra rahi hai,
Turant 21 sms ka yagna karvao.

 

Upar mobile mile na mile

Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile
Yeh hawa yeh fiza mile na mile
SMS karne mein kasar mat chhod meri dost
Kya pata uper jake mobile mile na mile

 

Uska mobile fannah hojaye

Mere SMS ko tere INBOX mein PANNAH miljaye
Jo mujhe REPLY na kare uska mobile FANNAH hojaye.

 

Uski yadon me saara waqt guazar jaata hai

Kitne chehre hain is duniya me
Magar humko ek chehra hi nazar aata hai,
Duniya ko hum kya dekhe,
Uski yadon me saara waqt guazar jaata hai……

 

Waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain

Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain,
har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain,
aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare,
tabhi to waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain

 

Waqt guzar raha tha

Waqt guzar raha tha,
par saanse thami si thi,
Muskura rahe they hum,
aankho mein nami si thi,
Saath mere yeh jahaan tha saara,
Par na jaane kyon kisiki kami si thi.

 

Yaadon ki kimat wo kya jaane

Yaadon ki kimat wo kya jaane
Jo khud hi yaadon ko mita baithe hain
Yaadon ki kimat to unse puchoo jo yaadon ke sahare
Jindagi bita diya karte hain.

 

Ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai

Zindagi behaal hai, Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
Kya aapki SMS factory me hadtal hai?
Yaar kuchh to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai

 

Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha

Darr-darr bhatkate hain armaan ki tarha,
Har koi humse milta hai anjaan ki tarha,
In dosto se call ki kya aas karen,
Ye to SMS bhi karte hain ehsaan ki tarha

 

Yeh kaisa karishma hai aap ka

Dur hote huye bhi Dosti ka Rishta nibhate hai aap,
Na jane kyun Dil ko lubhate hai aap,
Yeh kaisa karishma hai aap ka,
Jo hum ko itna yaad aate hai aap.

 

Yeh mujhey SMS nahin karta

ALLAH ke naam pe,
MAULA ke naam pe,
Tere biwi bachon ke naam pe,
Koi mere is SMS padhne wale dost ko paisa dedo,
Yeh mujhey SMS nahin karta

 

Yeh sms usi yaad ka ek ishara hai

Mausam ki nazakat hai
Hasraton ne pukara hai
Kaise kahen ke kitna miss karte hain
Yeh sms usi yaad ka ek ishara hai.

 

Yun laga koi mujhse mil k gaya abhi

Pani ka 1 katra aankh se gira abhi,
Kya tumne mujhko yaad kiya abhi,
Tujhse mile zamana hua magar,
yun laga koi mujhse mil k gaya abhi

 

Zindagi ki raho mein jo gham milenge

Zindagi ki raho mein jo gham milenge,
Mere honsolon se kam milenge,
Jab chod degi duniya,
Wahan dost hum milenge.
Missing You.

 

Kitna bhi chaho

Kitna bhi chaho na bhool pao ge Hamain,Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain, Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri,Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain.
 

Kaash dil ki

Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye Hum unhe yaad karen Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye !!!!Miss U So Much...
 

Tumne Suna

Tumne Suna nahi?
Wakei nahi suna?
CNN pe?
BBC pe?
DD pe?
NDTV pe?
FM pe b nahi?
to mujsey sun lo phir
"I MISS U SO MUCH"
 

Mana hum itne

mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye....MISS ME ALWAYZ:-)
 
 
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