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Rakhi and Raksha Bandhan SMS Messages

Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai

Har ladki aapke liye bekarar hai,
Har ladki ko aapka intezar hai,
Ye apka koi kamal nahi hai mere bhai,
Kuch din baad”RAKHI” ka tyohar hai.

 

Just kidding as always

Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,

Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!

To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother…
Just kidding as always.

“Happy Raksha Bandhan

 

Rishta hai janmo ka

Rishta hai janmo ka hamara,
Bharose ka aur pyaar bhara,
Chalo, ise bandhe bhaiya,
Rakhi ke atut bandhan mein.
“Happy Raksha Bandhan” to my dearest bro.

 

Sabka kehna hai

Phoolon ka taron ka sabka kehna hai,
Ek hazaron mein mere Bhaiya hai…
Luv U always. “Happy Raksha Bandhan.”

 

Hello Bhaiya, how r u? How's life? Rakhi

Hello Bhaiya, how r u? How's life? Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi. Mera cell kharab hai isliye me inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon. Tumhari pyari behan - Mallika Sherawat
 

Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya

Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga, chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi vastu dekhen. To turant wahan se hat jayen. Yeh vastu Rakhi ho sakti hai. Aapki zara si laparwahi apko Bhai bana sakti ha
 
 
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