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Rude, Nasty and Insult SMS Messages

Jo bhi mera gana pade…

Ek pal ka jina Kutmir, pudinaa…
Jo bhi mera gana pade…
Wo kutta kameena…

 

Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin

Kamaal tere nakhrey,
kamaal tera style hai,
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mein mobile hai?

 

Naha lena chahiye

Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye
Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli
Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye.

 

Tum jo bhi ho

Tum jo bhi ho,
Mere dil main ho!
Tu kahi bhi ho,
Khush raho!
Dil ko patther na bano!
Yah dil hai koi dharmshala nahi!
Kabhi bhi aao! Aur kabhi bhi jao!

 

Woh chahain kisi aur ko

Hum chahain aap ko
Aap chahain kisi aur ko
Aap jise chahain khudha karay
Woh chahain kisi aur ko

 

Jis waqt khuda

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
 

Mujy ap ki girl friend ny bataya hia keh ap bohat

mujy ap ki girl friend ny bataya hia keh ap bohat
shareef seedhay saadhay or naik insan hein ap ko na
to koi chalakii atii hai or na he
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"HUSHIYARI"
 

Chandni ka GHOORA sone ki lagaan message parhne se

Chandni ka GHOORA sone ki lagaan message parhne se pehle
apko mera salam,
Chai peene wale kabhi
COFFEE bhi piya karo
yad karne wale kabhi
1-2 message bhi kiya karo... :-)
 

Msg ki umeed laga rakhi hai nazar mobile

msg ki umeed laga rakhi hai

nazar mobile per tika rakhi hai

battery bhi full charge kar rakhi hai

par msg aaeyga kese

dosti jo kanjooso se bana rakhi hai
 

Aaj phir aap nazar nahi aaye, Phir

aaj phir aap nazar nahi aaye,

Phir tamanaoon k phoon murjhaye,

Najane kin galion main kho gaye ho aap,

Hum tou police station se pagal-khane tak dekh aaye..!
 

JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte hain? RAJPUT:Hum

JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte hain?
RAJPUT:Hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hain,
aur tumhe"JATT" kyon kehte hai?
JATT: Hum bina BAAT PE JAAN LE LETE HAIN.
 

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain

Kya aankheiN hain aapki,
kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... ,
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se
bhoot nikal aaya hai....
 

Aaina dekh kar begana ho gaya, Wo apney he husn

Aaina dekh kar begana ho gaya,
Wo apney he husn ka dewana ho gya
Muqabala husn main hisa lia ap ne bhi
Auron ko to cup mila mager ap ko jurmana ho gya
 

Bijli Bord vich post nikli hai salri

Bijli Bord vich post nikli hai salri "50000"rs h r r z milnge.
Kam koi nahi bass "11kv" tar te GILLA kapra mar ke saaf karni hai.
BEST OF LUCK.
 

Har vele fikar jiha ek rehnda bas PADAI

Har vele fikar jiha ek rehnda bas PADAI da,



tu ta kanjra thik hi hona haal das sadi BHARJAI da.
 

Ek?hathi?ne?ek?chuhiya?ko?ched

Ek?hathi?ne?ek?chuhiya?ko?ched?diya,?chuhiya?ne?hathini?ko?shikayat
karke?kaha?ki?apne?pati?ko?samjha?lo?varna?Mard?hamare?ghar?mein
bhi?hai
 

Ab tek meri life khuli bottle thi Jis main se

Ab tek meri life khuli bottle thi
Jis main se sub perfume ki terha ur jata tha
aap k aane se sub kuch ruk gaya hai

khuda kare aap jaisa dhkken sub ko mile
 

Haha Hai Jise Chahat Se

haha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada



Smjha hai Jise Muhabbat se Zyada



Bharosa hai Jis pe Khud se Zyada


Tu hai Hai wo....



HARAMZADA..
 

Sarey Gawaho Aur Bayanat Ko Madde nazar Rkhte

Sarey Gawaho Aur Bayanat Ko Madde nazar Rkhte hoye
Ye AdaLat PenaL Code Dafa 382 K Tehet MsG prhne WaLe
Mujrim Ko MsG na Bhejne K Jurm Mein " KANJOOS " Qaraar
Deti hai.
 

Pyarey Bhaiyya!! 27 August ko

Pyarey Bhaiyya!!



27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..

Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.


Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF
 

Asli?Bewkuf?Ki?4?Nishanian1

Asli?Bewkuf?Ki?4?Nishanian1.
Seedhe?Hath?Mein?Mob?Pakry
2.?Angothay?Se?Button?Dabaye?
3.?Message?Parh?K?Hansay
4.?Soche?K?aur?Kis?Ko?Send?Krun?
 

Ehh, Do u want a new tone ? wait for 5

Ehh, Do u want a new tone ? wait for 5 secs...


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