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Sardar Jokes and SMS Messages

1 line main bool biwi chahiye

Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.

Bhagwan : Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye

 

Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.

 

Delivery free hai

Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai……..

Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery Free” hai.

 

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha

Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…

Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada ho.

 

Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota

Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota?
Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V dekhna padta…

 

Gold ring de de

SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun?
2ND : Gold ring de de.
1ST : Koi badi cheez bata?
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.

 

Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?

Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?

- Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.

 

Is mein aur colour dikhao

1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.

Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola
Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya…

Guess woh kya bola???

Is mein aur colour dikhao.

 

Jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi

Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar2: To kya hua
Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha
Hot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs.

 

Jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he

Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why?
Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he

 

Kintna padhe ho

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

 

Kya baat karte ho papa

Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

 

Mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….

Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Sardar : Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….

 

Mere pair zameen par na rahe

SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe.
BIWI: Tujhe phansi kyu nahi laga lende.

 

Meri biwi aur meri premika

Two Sardars were walking together…

Pehla : Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain..
Dusra : Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha…

 

Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha

Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya?

Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab hai, kal chala jaaunga.

 

Pehele hi kaant liye

Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga.
Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai:
Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele hi kaant liye.

 

Photo lena hai

Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?

Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai…..

 

Santa and banta jungle mein

Santa and banta jungle mein…
Saamne aayaa sher,
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki,
Aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.

Santa:main kyun bhaagu matthi to tune phenki hai.

 

Sardar and Beta

Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya
hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

 

Sardar and Friend

Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

 

Sardar and servant

Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants.

Servant : It’s already raining.

Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

 
 
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