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Short SMS Messages

100-100 ke note bichhata hoon

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon

 

Chanta lag jai ga

Phool ko mat todo kanta lag jai ga
Ladki ko mat chhedo chanta lag jai ga

 

Dard Ki Kahani

Hai ye aaj unki mujh per yaroo kaise maherbani,
Ke maje mai padh rahe hai mere dard ki kahani.

 

Hum tumhe chahte hain aise

Hum tumhe chahte hain aise, marne waala koi zindagi chahta ho jaise.

 

Jab nazroo ke saamne

Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
jubaan kholu to tera hi naam aaye
tum hi kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye

 

Maine tujhe dekha

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

 

Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola…

Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya

 

Mohabat ek se hoti hain

Roshani chand mein hoti hain sitaaro mein nahin,
Mohabat ek se hoti hain haajaro se nahin.

 

Naha ke chal diye

Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye

 

Par har rooz ye baat bhool jata hoon

Rooz sochta hoon ke us ko bhool jaaon ga…
Par har rooz ye baat bhool jata hoon

 

Pizza hut ka opposite

Question: “Pizza Hut” ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer: Pizza hatna mat

 

Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain

Chehara Dil se dekha jata hain, khubsurti se nahin,
Pyar Dosto se kiya jata hain, dusmano se nahin.

 

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

 

Wahi log mere chahane wale honge

Jinki hoton pe hasi, paon mein chhale honge,
Han wahi log mere chahane wale honge.

 

Yaad kar rahe ho ya…

Hichkiyan dilakar kaisi uljhan bada rahe ho, yaad kar rahe ho ya yaad aa rahe ho

 

Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir

Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar
"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST"
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..
 

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha, Jawab us k

Wo maangti thi mein deta na tha,
Jawab us k sawal ka..

Abhi rakkha hi tha k choot gaya,
Haath se phool gulab ka..

Wo kehti thi peeche se nahi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husne shabab ka..

Wo kehti thi bara dard hota hai jub under jata hai,
Kaano mein ik ik lafz janab k.
 

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa dabao naa, zara zor

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.
 

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2
hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi
hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe
kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah
se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
 

App Mujhay Aik jaga Se

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?




DOOR SE
 

TERi lita k lu? Ya bitha k lu? Andhere main

TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri


PHoto

kaise lon?
 

Hello hello mera lelo

Hello hello mera lelo





kya?





Salam.



bolo bolo apni kholo.



kya?





ZUban



DEkho apni khol k dekho



kya ?





AAnkhien



Kitna bara hai mera



kya?







DIL
 
 
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