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SMS Jokes and Funny SMS Messages

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez

Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
 

2000 se kam nhi leti

Husband ne at 1st night
Opened the ghungat gave rs.500 Munh dikhai,
Wife said, tum mere husband ho is liye le leti hoo
Warna main 2000 se kam nahi leti.

 

21st Century Girls

Pichle zamane ki ladkiyan yeh kehti thi:
“pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna tera intezaar hai”.

But aaj kal ki ladkiyan kehti hai:
“pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna, NAHI TO DUSRA TAIYAAR HAI”

 

Aapke bina

Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai,
Dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai,
Patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai,
Aur aapke bina circus adhoora hai

 

Aare bapre phir kya hua

Do dost ke bich takat ko leker bahut baat ho rahi thi.
Ek dost bola: Tu janta hai meri dadaji kitne shaktisali aur balban the.Woh ekdin 10 fit ucchain se necche gir pade.
Doosra dost bola: Aare bapre phir kya hua?
Pehla dost bola: Mar gaya aur kya!

 

Aasani se nahi mile ho tum

Palkon pe apni bithaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
National zoological park se churaya hai tumhe.

 

Achhe rickshawale ban sakte ho

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo
Jo dil kahe woh raha chalo
Peche walo ko aage na jane do
Jo aage hai unse aur aage niklo
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Tabhi tum ek achhe rickshawale ban sakte ho 100%

 

Admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya

Admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya.
Admi popat ko ghar le gaya pinjre me rakha diya.
Popat jag k bola AILA JAIL?
DRIVER MAR GAYA KYA ?

 

Advice

Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….

 

Agar aap andhe nahi hote

Dhritarastra: Main khus hu ki tumne 100 putro ko janm diya.

Gandhari: Swami agar aap andhe nahi hote to ye sab sambhav nahi hota.

 

Agar GANDHIJI DON hote to

Agar GANDHIJI DON hote to kehte,
” Mera intzaar to 11 mulko ke HAJAM kar rahe hai.
Lekin 1 baat janlo mere sir par bal aana muskil hi nahi namunkin bhi hai.

 

Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai

Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to
kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali,
jis mod se guzro wahan ke
har ghar se awaaz aaye,
Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!

 

Aisa khat likho sajna

Girl : Aisa khat likho sajna, meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey

Boy : (i=0i>xE’l1i+;e_y#a#>#”e!%; =*?#@?w@’e*,e(p+>i* Le sajni aab paadh tai raho!!

 

Aise jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya

Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge,
non-veg nahi khaoge.
Bachche: Nahi karenge sir

Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge
Bachche: Theek hai sir

Sir: Jua nahi kheloge
Bachche: OK sir

Sir: Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge
Bachche: De denge sir, Aise bhi aise jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya

 

Aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya

Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge
Bachche: Nahi karenge sir

Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi chhedoge
Bachche: Theek hai sir

Sir: Jua nahi kheloge
Bachche: OK sir

Sir: Desh k liye jaan bhi de doge
Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya

 

All about marriage

Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.

Is par Swami bola kamal hai,
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.

 

Asli ravan kaun?

Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe thi
Jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe!
Toh asli ravan kaun?

 

Aye Mamu

Circuit : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
Mamu : Nehin.
Circuit : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

 

Baahar ki cheez mat khana

Sardarji order dosa an eat only masala, then he order samosa
And eat only aloo, why?

Coz doctor has advised him “baahar ki cheez mat khana”

 

Bachelors Prayer

Radhey radhey,kudi fasadey
Hare murari,miley kuvari
Jai hanuman,pat ja meri jaan
Wahe guru da khalsa,ek soni kudi di lalsa.

 

Baghwan ko gusa kab ata hai

Question: Baghwan ko gusa kab ata hai ?

Ans: Jab koi larki shadi se pehle pregnent ho jay aur uski maa kahe
“Hey bagwhan yeh to ne kaya kia”

 

Bakri pahaad per kyun chadti hai

Bakri pahaad per kyun chadti hai….
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Soncho!!
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Aur soncho!!
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A duffer itna sonchne ki zaroorath nahi hai..
Wo utarne ke liye chadi…

 
 
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