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Tricky Questions and SMS Messages

Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina

Suwar ke bachhe!
Ullu ke patthe!
Kutte ke pille!
Gadhe ki aulaad!
Bhains ke bachhde!
Bakri ke memne…
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Sab kitne chhote-chhote, pyare-pyare hote haina.

 

2+5=11 Kaise huwa

Can u think k

2+5=11
kaise aye?

Socho-Socho

Nahi maluum?

Thoda aur dimag lagao

Abhi bhi nahi?

OK let me tell u k
kaise aye

Are buddhu
itna bhi nahi jante..

“GALTI SE

 

Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?

Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.

 

Automatically

Q:Explain the word “automatically”?

A: Agar koi ganji ladki rikshay main baithi ho tou uss ko kehtey hain “auto -main-takhi”.

 

Ek laash radio station se gaayab kaise hui?

Ek laash radio station se gaayab kaise hui?
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Jaanne ke liye dekhiye CID kal raat 10 baje.

 

Faltu SMS sewa…

Namaskar! Yeh hamari faltu SMS sewa he.
Isme hum logo ko waqt bewaqt pareshan kiya karte hein.
Is sewa ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya.
Ab aap apna kaam kariye.

 

Kal balance ho na ho

Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,
Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,
Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,
Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,
Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho.

 

Kripya dhyan de

Kripya dhyan de …
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Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo.

 

Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi

Question: Bahooo aik gear marad ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas ne kuch nahi kaha, Kyon?

Ans: Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !

 

Murgi ki paheli

Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe the.

Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha, “Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.

Paanch kaise?
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Socho Socho …
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Kaise Hua?
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Aur Jara Socho
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Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.

 

Neechey se padho

Doggi
To
Muskura
Kum
Se
Kum
Aap
Par
Hai
Bheja
Sms
Ye
Jisne
Gi
Kaho
Bura bhala
Ko
Bande
Uss
Aap
Baad
K
Padhne
Ko
Sms
Iss

Confused naa?
Ab neechey se padho

 

Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise

Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise…
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Aur Niche …
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Aur Niche …
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Yakin nahin hota tum paison ke liye itney niche gir jaoge

 

Ramayan mein likha hai ki…

Ramayan mein likha hai ki…
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Arey yaar woh to ramayan me likha hai
yahan kya dhoondh raha hai?

 

SMS karen…

Namaskar…
Agar aap mahila hain to 1 sms karen,
Yadi purush hai to 2 sms karen,
Aur in mein se kuch bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,
Hum samajh jaenge… Within 5 min.

 

Solve?this?paheli.The?fisherme

Solve?this?paheli.The?fishermen?love?me,but?doctor?hate?me,kids?want
2?eat?me,i?am?a?13?letter?word.who?i?m????-h-t---i--
Hello?Mehak?That?was?not?the?right?ans.?If?u?want?a?rit?call?me?or
email?to?me.
 

Hey u raja nay kaha hoga k raja ki kute ko

hey u
raja nay kaha hoga k raja ki kute ko sazaye mot di jaye.
or isi tarha raja bach gaya or kute mar gai

amneetkant@gmail.com

is it right ans...?
 

(Ans.?Bhejo) RAJA?apne?kut

(Ans.?Bhejo)
RAJA?apne?kute?nu?bahut?pyar?karda?c,kute?ne?wazir?nu?wad?dita,
wazir?ne?kute?nu?sza?den?lyi?kiha?pr?raja?ta?kute?nu?bahut?pyar?karda
c,usne?wazir?nu?kiha?k?tu?sza?de?par?ohi?sza?mai?tenu?dewanga.Wazir
ne?kute?nu?ki?sza?diti?k?kuta?mar?gya?te??wazir?bach?gya?
(reply?must)
 

?A? ki biwi ?B?, ?B? ki bhabhi ?C?, ?C? ki beti ?V?,

?A? ki biwi ?B?, ?B? ki bhabhi ?C?, ?C? ki beti ?V?,
?V? ke dada?G?,?G? ki biwi ?K?, ?K? ki beti ?T?,
to batao ?A? Aur ?T? ka kya rishta hai?.
 
 
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