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(Langauge: Hindi)A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA. |
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A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE
1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI
BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE
PURSE LE AA |
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Santa to banta. Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city) ke hai ya
pind(village) ki..
Banta. Pind ki.
Santa.ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai :-d |
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Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa
swad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone
kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai. |
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ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta
hai ke gulel banunga chidi marunga.kuch saal pagal khane
rehne ke baad woh theek ho jata hai. doctor uss se poochta
hai ke ab kya karoge ?
santa: pehle main paise ikathe karke shaadi karunga, phir
mere ladka hoga, ek saal baad main uska janamdin manaunga,
janamdin par ussey bahut sare gift milenge. gift mein ek
nikker bhi hogi, main uss nikker se elastic nikalunga,gulel
banaunga aur chidi marunga. |
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Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere,
j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe
ne tan oh murgi v teri.
Santa: Koi hint? |
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? |
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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti
hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? |
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Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade
ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha
deo bichare khush ho jaan ge. |
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Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paude thay, Santa
naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal. |
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Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de. |
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Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi factory
jimmevar nahin hundi |
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Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha. |
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Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane
gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?
Santa: 2-3 gaa kar prg shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi
baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai |
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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar
kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon. |
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har
baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai. |
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Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe AIDS hai. Yeh AIDS hoti kya hai?
Banta Singh:-
A - Ab
I - Iss
D - Duniya se
S - Sat shri akal.
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Santa To Banta:
oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?
Banta:
vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas
rehna chaiyeh na |
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Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi
Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he ayi ho gi
Santa: (Hairan ho ke) haan akeli thi lekin tumhain kese pata?
Jeeto: kyon ke us ka husband mere dream main aya hua tha |
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Santa: pehlay main apni bivi nu FA karwaya
fair BA karwaya
Fair MA aur Fair PhD karwa ke hun wadhiya jai naukri lawayi aa.
Banta: Hun changa ja rishta waikh ke udha viyah vi karwa de |
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Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast. |
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Santa: Yaar meri aankhein dhang se nahin khulti, koi tarika batao.
Banta: Kisi din achanak apne ghar chale jaao. |
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